Wilhelm Screamer

Willkommen zu Wiki
The Encyclopedia Hell
"Close one page, open two more." -Wilhelm Screamer

This user knows that there is no dark side of the moon really — matter of fact it's all dark.

What Wikipedia Should Be

Wikipedia:Good_articles

What Wikipedia Is

-A place for people to come "together" and bicker about who's edits are better.

-A place for people to have constant and endless edit/revert wars.

-A place for people to have mindless and endless discussions on talk pages (see Talk:Israel). Seriously, go there and scroll through it without stopping to read and try not to laugh. If you can do it without laughing, then you're a mindless drone. Wikipedia has too many words. Look at all that shit! It's insane! Clean that shit up. Clean all these discussion pages up. And clean up all the misinformation on what seems like every single article page. Every page has at least something wrong on it. So how is this an encyclopedia then? What good is wrong information? I'd correct what I could, but, see above.

What Wikipedia Is Not

-A place for people to reach a consensus.

-A place where people know how to write an unbiased article.

Quotations

• "You like me! You really like me!" — Sally Field, 57th Academy Awards

• "Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted." — Hesketh Pearson, Common Misquotations (1934)

Select Contributions

Randy Hahn ~ San Jose Sharks ~ Whiplash ~ Steve McQueen ~ Talk:Aqua Teen Hunger Force ~ When in Rome And a ton of others I haven't added since I gave up on Wikipedia.

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This user is a Jedi.

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This user loves to eat pineapples.

PULPThis user does not think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch.

This user loves Porsche.

This user operates (or would like to operate) the Ultimate Driving Machine.

This user is interested in military aircraft and their history.

This user knows that 42 is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This user just sank your battleship.

This user has been assimilated. Resistance is futile.

Fact: There are no steroids in baseball. Only players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

¡This user knows the Chewbacca Defense and is not afraid to use it!

This user is an evil Decepticon.

fan-3This user thinks that Battlefront 2 is the best computer or video game ever made.

This user wants to believe, but verifiability is policy.

HarvThis user believes that the law should only be practiced by avian/mammal hybrids.

ATHFThis user knows that Aqua Teen Hunger Force is #1 in the hood, G.

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This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy.

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