User:WindFish/Pirates Versus Ninjas

There has long been a debate over which is greater, the pirate, or the ninja. Such questions commonly asked include, "which would win in a fight?" "which is 'cooler'?" "who has more fun?" "who has better fighting style?" "who has more style in general?" "who has better weapons?" "who gets more money?" and "who has a better social life?".

Arguments in favor of pirates

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  • Pirates have more fun.
  • Pirates have guns.
  • Pirates swashbuckle.
  • Pirates get drunk on rum and grog.
  • Pirates sail the seven seas.
  • Pirates get loot.
  • Pirates get booty all the time.
  • Pirates have parrots.
  • Pirates have a better mode of transportation (ships).
  • Pirates have a life (they don't spend every second, of every minute, of every hour, of every day, training.)
  • Pirates actaully have friends, unlike ninjas all on their own.

Arguments in favor of ninjas

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  • Ninjas can make themselves invisible.
  • Ninjas have cooler outfits.
  • Ninjas have better swords.
  • Ninjas throw weapons.
  • Ninjas can jump extremely far, almost like flying.
  • Ninjas are more loyal.
  • Ninjas are trained to kill.
  • Ninjas have stun-bombs.