There has long been a debate over which is greater, the pirate, or the ninja. Such questions commonly asked include, "which would win in a fight?" "which is 'cooler'?" "who has more fun?" "who has better fighting style?" "who has more style in general?" "who has better weapons?" "who gets more money?" and "who has a better social life?".
Arguments in favor of pirates
edit- Pirates have more fun.
- Pirates have guns.
- Pirates swashbuckle.
- Pirates get drunk on rum and grog.
- Pirates sail the seven seas.
- Pirates get loot.
- Pirates get booty all the time.
- Pirates have parrots.
- Pirates have a better mode of transportation (ships).
- Pirates have a life (they don't spend every second, of every minute, of every hour, of every day, training.)
- Pirates actaully have friends, unlike ninjas all on their own.
Arguments in favor of ninjas
edit- Ninjas can make themselves invisible.
- Ninjas have cooler outfits.
- Ninjas have better swords.
- Ninjas throw weapons.
- Ninjas can jump extremely far, almost like flying.
- Ninjas are more loyal.
- Ninjas are trained to kill.
- Ninjas have stun-bombs.