Wyldphyre

This user tastes like...

This user is currently on
a seefood diet. ^†

This user largely subsists on cold leftover pizza and credits this diet for their health & success in life.

This user would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

This user eats Sauerkraut.

This user eats Granny Smith apples.

This user loves oranges.

This user enjoys a little red pepper with their meals.

This user eats M&Ms.

This user prefers dark chocolate

Media

It never got WEIRD ENOUGH for this user.

AF	This user will work harder, and thinks Napoleon is always right.

Big Brother is watching this user.

KV	This user enjoys the works of Kurt Vonnegut.

This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.

Dirk Gently

This user believes in the "fundamental interconnectedness of all things"

This user wants to move to Ankh-Morpork

Tonks

This user does not like to be called Nymphadora.

This user enjoys reading short stories.

This user is a fan of the Iliad.

ND	This user caught you a delicious bass.

This user abides.

This user puts the lotion on its skin.

This user has got red on her.

BB	This user is on a mission from God.

HThis user believes that everybody lies.

NCISThis user deserves a smack upside the head.

This user has a
cunning plan, my lord.

CGThis user enjoys
watching Corner Gas.

FLThis user only likes A Bit of Fry & Laurie.

This user has a fever. And the only prescription is more cowbell!

This user is a Monty Python fan.

Idol	This user's all-time favorite American Idol contestant is Nikko Smith.

J!This user phrases responses in the form of a question.

This user is covered in bees!

Sports Interests

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S

This user is a NASCAR Cup Series fan.

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S

This user is a NASCAR XFINITY SERIES fan.

2This user is a Rusty Wallace fan.

STLThis user is a fan of the
St. Louis Blues

MizzouThis user is a fan of the
Missouri Tigers.

WASThis user is a fan of the
Washington Commanders.

LARThis user is a fan of the
Los Angeles Rams.

STLThis user reminisces of the St. Louis Cardinals.

KCThis user is a fan of the
Kansas City Chiefs.

STL	This user is a fan of the St. Louis Cardinals

KCThis user is a fan of the
Kansas City Royals

GATThis user is a fan of the
Gateway Grizzlies

MEMThis user is a fan of the
Memphis Redbirds

LVThis user is a fan of the
Las Vegas Aviators

SPRThis user is a fan of the
Springfield Cardinals

QCThis user is a fan of the
Quad Cities River Bandits

SKCThis user is a fan of
Sporting Kansas City

STLThis user reminisces of the
Saint Louis Athletica.

SPRThis user reminisces of the
Springfield Lasers

About Me!

26This user is 26 years old.

This user lives in the U.S. State of Missouri.

This user is of German ancestry.

This user is of Irish ancestry.

This user is of French ancestry.

This user identifies as transgender.

?This user is transgender and bisexual but not a pedophile nor a pederast.

✝This user is a Christian.

The Force is strong with this user.

This user's time zone is UTC-6.

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

la-1Hic usor simplici latinitate contribuere potest.

No LicenseThis user doesn't have a
driver's license.

FordThis user is a Ford enthusiast.

7+1This user's favourite colour is octarine.

This user has green eyes.

This user has social anxiety.

This survivor of a blood cancer cannot donate blood, but is grateful to those who do!

This user still remembers these.

So this user herd u liek mudkipz?

This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.

This user believes that a tomato is a fruit.

This user farts in your general direction.

This user supports heterosexual and homosexual marriages, and is against any kind of gender restrictions.

This user wishes they had a girlfriend.

My name is Kat, and I'll be serving you today.