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The cake is a non-existent object offered to you as a reward by GLADoS in the video game Portal. That is to say, it is a lie. It was probably made in China anyway, as most things are these days. Those communist bastards think that they can take our jobs, but they're wrong. Speaking of which, the job market is improving. You should get up off of your ass and get a job. Why are you wasting your life on Wikipedia?
Tacos
editTacos are awesome! Too bad they give you rocket-propelled diarrhea. By the way, never put hot sauce on your Taco Bell. You want your mouth to burn while you have to shit? Yeah, me neither.
Fully Factual Facts
editDid you know that...
- ... breathing greatly increases your chance of death?
- ... the Xbox One turns your TV into a tool for the NSA?
- ... it is illegal for France not to surrender?
And now for something completely different...
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My roflcopter goes soi soi soi
Robot Jesus was here
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