Yuval madar

This user prefers the metric system.

This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.

This user has no idea who Mr Ducky is, but wanted to join in the fun.

This user is a mad scientist.

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

Mmm, userboxes

This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible.

$\sum$This user is greater than the sum of their userboxes.