NameThis user's name is Nick.
This user is a child at heart. They might have grown older, but they'll never grow up.
21This user is 21 years old.
This user is of Italian ancestry.
This user comes from Australia.
This user has never left the Southern Hemisphere.
This user wears corrective eyeglasses or contact lenses, without which they'd be as blind as a bat!
This user is short-sighted.
prog-4This user is an expert programmer.
C-3This user is an advanced C programmer.
c++-3This user is an advanced C++ programmer.
Perl-2This user is an intermediate Perl programmer.
PHP-NThis user is a fluent PHP user.
HTML-4This user is an expert HTML user.
js-2This user is an intermediate JavaScript programmer.
mysqlThis user writes programs that access MySQL.
SQLThis user uses SQL queries to locate their car keys.
This user finds that comedy is the best way to communicate.
This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously.
BThis user is a fan of black or dark comedy.
IThis user is a fan of Improvisational comedy.
PhThis user is a fan of Physical comedy.
SThis user is a fan of surreal comedy.
This user knows Who's on First.
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This user has a website, which can be found here.
This user maintains a blog at nko:blog.
This user uses WordPress.
farkThis user is a farker.
This user contributes to Digg.
DAThis user is the DeviantArt deviant known as nicko2k.
FirefoxThis user prefers Mozilla Firefox.
This user uses Windows XP.
Ubuntu logo.This user contributes using Ubuntu.
Edit+This user contributes using EditPlus.
This user has a tri-monitor configuration.
This user contributes using a Dvorak Keyboard.
cvg-2This user is an intermediate gamer.
+This user enjoys playing retro games.
?This user doesn't care what console a game is for as long as it's fun.
CNC:
RA2
This user enjoys playing Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2.
CNC:
RA
This user enjoys playing Command & Conquer: Red Alert.
Deus ExThis user wears sunglasses during night operations.
This user plays the Halo series.
This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series.


Nayru... Din... hot. Farore... not.
This user likes most types of music.
cRap This user can't stand rap music.
This user enjoys jazz music.
This user enjoys classical music.
This user enjoys punk rock.
This user appreciates progressive rock.
This user enjoys
heavy metal music.
This user enjoys indie rock.
This user enjoys ska.
This user likes alternative rock.
This user is an a cappella singer.
This user is an audiophile.
4/4This user is against DJs adding a 4/4 Beat under old '80s songs and calling them new.
This user has the knack.
This user is a code monkey.
This user is a software engineer.