User:Zepefixer2/My Crappy Jokes

Quote of the Week by Zepefixer2 or Someone Else
"There are three kinds of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't" Quote of the Week was by some guy. :D

This User is a Sandbox.

This is a subpage of Zepefixer2's userpage, and is going to be different than most Userpages. It will have different stuff.

==This is an example. You can't see bold and big stuff when there are these equals signs== It has some cool stuff | YEAH!!!

Foreward

Most Userpages are meant to have tons of stuff on them. This user believes that it is more simple to just make seperate subpages for it. Not only does making seperate subpages help organize accounts, but lets you have more room so there can be more detail within, however, it is more straight to the point. Plus, they can have more pictures. It's so simple! All who agree should do so to their userpage, and make more subpages!

 It's So Simple, even someone who's merely eight could do it!

Just think... It's easy!

Tons and Tons of Unecessary Information You Already Know

This text is Bolded
This text is Italicized
This is text
Next to this text is a bullet point
This is English
¥ means Yen
€ means Euro
$ means Dollar
This is a Sentence
no yes
The words above aren't a sentence
You can't solve ½x + |3y - 2x(9z)| × ±z ÷ ⅔x + 12{[(40 • 2y)^8x - 49x • 3y]^{37w • 48y - 14z}} ÷ 3w × -8y ≥ 26, but this user can!
The three current consoles are the Wii, the Playstation 3, and the Xbox 360
The longest-running animated show is The Simpsons
The three most-popular kinds of music today are Hip-Hop, Pop, and Alternative
Yodorodorodorodorodorodoro is a made up word
Verizon FiOS recently won an award for most customer satisfaction

2+2____4

2+2____4
- 2+2=4
- 2+2≤4
- 2+2≥4
- 2+2<4
- 2+2>4
- 2+2≠4
- 2+2≈4
- 2+2+4
  - (2+2)+4
  - 2+(2+4)
- 2+2-4
  - (2+2)-4
  - 2+(2-4)
- 2+2×4
  - (2+2)×4
  - 2+(2×4)
  - 2+2⁴
  - (2+2)⁴
  - 2+(2⁴)
- 2+2÷4
  - (2+2)÷4
  - 2+(2÷4)
  - 2+2₄
  - (2+2)₄
  - 2+(2₄)
The Equations above make no sense

"The Indentation"

- There is no reason for this to have just been indented.
  - This is starting to get creepy.
    - This is very strange.
      - I thought that I just fixed this.
        Uh-Oh!
        Help! This thing is indenting itself
        Ugh, why won't anyone help?
        Hey. . . this thing is taking up room that I made for Userboxes!
        Aw, c'mon! This thing just deleted some information!
        Well, at least it's letting me write text.
        Oh, no! I spoke too soo. . .
        Hi there! I have taken over this userpage finally!
        I am a Computer Bug and will start deleting this freak's pictures
        Now that I've deleted the pictures, it's time to move on to Infoboxes
        Hmm, It seems as if I invaded the wrong place. . .
        There You Are, Computer Bug! Die!
        Glad that's taken care of. Now time to get stuff back
        There are the Pictures.
        Yay! My Userboxes!
        The Unnecessary info!
        The Infoboxes!
        Now time to stop this indentation
        Whoa, this is going to be tough to fix!
        Huh, I'm already halfway there!
        Almost Done. . .

Back to Reality

Zip-Ah-De-Doo-Da! I'm Finally Finished! Now time to start being the most annoying thing again. It's what I'm best at!
You are looking at a userpage
You are on Wikipedia
Music is a form of art
TV stands for TeleVision
You are bored to death
If you are reading this, you will read anything
You make a signature by putting in ~~~~
If you can't read this, you need glasses.BADLY.
This is the "Worst.Userpage.Ever."
You are planning to delete everything on this article
This user is the master of the obvious

Ooh, this place is creepy
Welcome. We have tons of strange items
Well, what can I get for a little boy?
You can get him this 15^th century mace
That's too expensive!
Then why not this doll?
That's good!
The doll is cursed
That's bad!
But it comes with a free frozen yogurt, which I call "Frogurt"!
That's good!
The Frogurt is also cursed
That's bad!
But it comes with your own free choice of topping!
That's good!
The toppings contain Sodium Bargluciate
Huh?
That's bad, but it comes with a coupon for a free Money Frogurt!
That's good! I'll use mine now!
The Money Frogurt is cursed as well
That's bad!
But it comes with a quarter on top!
That's good!
The quarter has a different president on top
Who?
Jimmy... Carter
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaughhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tables, Tables, and More Tables

This is a header
This is a Cell

Once again, Look below, but this time, you will see a list of videogame consoles

First Generation	Second Generation	Third Generation	Fourth Generation	Fifth Generation	Sixth Generation	Seventh Generation
Atari Pong	Atari 2600	Atari 7800	Neo Geo	Playstation	Playstation 2	Playstation 3
Magnavox Odyssey	Magnavox Odyssey²	NES	SNES	Nintendo 64	Nintendo Gamecube	Wii
Coleco Telstar	ColecoVision	Sega Master System	Sega Genesis	Sega Saturn	Sega Dreamcast	Zeebo
(None)	Fairchild Channel F	Super Cassette Vision	TurboGrafx-16	Atari Jaguar	Xbox	Xbox 360

Random Stuff	Random Stuff	Random Stuff	Random Stuff	Random Stuff
Rasberry Plastic Ticle Bear!	My name is Carl and Earl and Dave and Howie and Bob and Jeff...	Buzz, Buzz, I'm a Bee!	I am currently owned by a Two-Month Old Hamster	Tables are Ugly, Beautiful, Good, Bad, Happy, Sad...
This user is a Complete Idiot	This user got carsick while slepping on a garbage truck	This user has no sympathy for peace	This user has tons of sympathy for peace	This user is a Pickle
I own a Shark named Fred	I own a Fred named Shark	I am the state of Ohio's #1 Enemy	I still believe Elvis is Alive	The ham and cheese sandwich still can beat me in Jeopardy
This user is a Sandbox	Shut up, I'm trying to feed my computer with a Hoagie	I'm a big boy now!	This user forgot his/her gender	Me is big smarticle guy/girl
~~BEEF JERKY 101~~	Hi	Origami's are cool...	Me no wearing Undies	Strawberry-Bannanna Pie Guy in a Can

This User Has Way too many tables, and is getting too long of a SubPage. This User also is telling the truth about all things above, and wants world peace, but isn't a hippie.
This is a table with no meaning, so please suggest ideas for it
This table is only getting long by breaking the fourth wall, which means that it is pretty much useless in every single, deep-down, way.
This text can be bolded, italicized, or can be both. Sentences can also be that way, which, in a creepy setting, is a pretty darn cool thing.
If there's anything that this user knows, it's that life is very much a lot like Ice Cream. It should be enjoyed before it melts into an inedible liquid that doesn't taste good.
Also, this user believes that the top ten things you should do before you die are below
10. Stay up for a full 24 hours without any sleep at all
9. Go camping in the woods with an organic fire
8. Become fluent in more than one language
7. Get first place in a competition
6. Be a member of a band
5. Appear on TV
4. Write a Book
3. Get an Autograph from someone famous
2. Get Married and have some kids
1. Go Skydiving!

The Best Speeches Ever

All the good speches are listed below

The Gettysburg Address

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation, so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate—we can not consecrate—we can not hallow—this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government; of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth

The Simpsons Version

Four Score and Seven Years ago our founding fathers took the time to make the most fine quality beer--slurp--Ahh, that's good Duff...

Well, I'm Rappady-B, and I'm here to say,

Duff Beer is the Only way

For you to get hip, and tough, and ev'rythin' more

So get some Duff and get another score!

The Ten Commandments

Thou shalt worship the Lord

Thou shalt not worship other gods

Thou shalt not make wrongful use of the name of thy God

Thou shalt remember the Sabbath Day and keep it Holy

Thou shalt honor thy mother and father

Thou shalt not murder

Thou shalt not commit adultery

Thou shalt not steal

Thou shalt not bear false witness against your neighbor

Thou shalt not covet anything that belongs to thy neighbor