User:Zephyrus67/Myself

Zephyrus67

This user trusts Wikipedia as a reliable source.

This user patrols the recent changes Old School Style.

This user despises vandalism and reverts it with extreme pride.

no ads

This user is against commercials in Wikipedia.

→ In necessariis unitas, in dubiis libertas, in omnibus caritas.

Non nobis solum

This user respects copyright, but sometimes it can be a major pain.

This user scored 1,754 on the Wikipediholic test (revision 189076984).

On Userboxes

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.

ubx-5

This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

Too many userboxes

This user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!!

This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!

This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.

This user would like to refer to themselves in the first person but is just too damn tired.

Language

en

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

US

This user uses American English.

UK

This user uses British English.

Mix

This user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently.

"...,"

For quotation marks, this user would rather use "American punctuation."

;

This user is addicted to semicolons; they use them frequently.

its

This user understands the difference between its (of it) and it's (it is or it has).

its
it's

It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.

. The

This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

their
there
they're

This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

man-
kind

Regarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.

LE-0

This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

ANAL 4

This user advocates good grammar usage.

en

This user supports the
English English language.

...

This user would like to be able to speak some more languages.

sar-N

This user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?

About Me

This user is near sighted.

This user has brown eyes.

This user does not smoke.

LacInt

This user is Lactose intolerant

This user is right-handed.

This user is owned by one or more cats.

This user comes from the
United States of America.

This user is a male.

This user is of French ancestry.

This user is of Alsatian ancestry.

This user is a Free French.

This user is of
Native American ancestry.

This user is of German ancestry.

Éireannach
This user is Irish.

This user prefers cold weather.

This user enjoys watching the weather.

Computers

This user contributes using a PC.

This user prefers to play games on a PC.

XP

This user uses Windows XP.

intel
inside

This user contributes with a computer based on the Intel Pentium 4 microprocessor.

BB

This user contributes using a broadband connection.

This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.

56k

This user has a 56k modem connection.

This user uses Windows Vista.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user uses Microsoft Windows under duress.

This user contributes with a computer manufactured by Dell.

b

This user supports Blu-ray.

This user still remembers these.

My Interests

This user is interested in World War I (1914–1918) and World War II (1939–1945).

This user knows that battleships rule the waves, not the bloody bird farms!

This user is interested in
ancient civilizations.

This user is interested in Ancient Rome.

This user is interested in the British Empire.

This user is interested in the
Russian Revolution.

This user knows that American Independence occured on July 2, 1776.

This user greatly admires
and respects
Thomas Jefferson
for inspiring revolutions
around the world.

This user just LOVES to cycle!

This user is interested in motorsports.

McL

This user supports the McLaren Formula 1 Team.

This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.

This user supports Les Bleus

This user has a keen interest in physics.

This user is interested in the British Isles.

EN
UK

This user understands the difference between England and the United Kingdom

This user is a fan of English football.

This user wishes to fly and hopes to become an aircraft pilot.

This user is learning how to ski or snowboard.

Film

This user enjoys films.

This user is against the colorization of black and white movies.

The Good

In this world, there's two kinds of users: Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

This user, through Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy, will sap and impurify all of your precious bodily fluids.

This user is not interested in gold mines, oil wells, shipping, or real estate.

Blade Runner

This user thinks Blade Runner is one of the best science fiction films ever made.

This user has returned from a journey to the end of reason.

LOTR

This user loves The Lord of the Rings, both the books and the films.

STAR WARS

This user is a Star Wars fan.

STAR WARS

This user would shoot Greedo first.

This user enjoys Star Trek.

This user sends regards, signed... From Russia with Love.

BB	This user is on a mission from God.

Kubrick

This user thinks that Stanley Kubrick is the greatest director of all time.

Television

STAR TREK

Zephyrus67 is a fan of Star Trek: The Original Series.

TOS

This user is a Monty Python fan.

M*A*S*H

This user understands:
"the M stands for mobile".

TZ

This user was once trapped in
The Twilight Zone.

This user wants to believe,
but verifiability is policy.

d'oh!

This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.

Radio

A Prairie Home Companion is the answer to life's persistent questions.

This user is just one of the Bozos on this bus!

This user listens to NPR.

BBC World Service

This user listens to BBC World Service.

Music

c~~Rap~~

This user can't stand rap music.

VU

◄ PEEL SLOWLY AND SEE

This user loves
The Beatles.

The Beatles

This user was Revolved.

DSOTM

This user owns a copy of Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon.

CREAM

This user likes white rooms with black curtains.

This user knows that there is no dark side of the moon really — matter of fact it's all dark.

PF:TW

This user better run all day and night.

RS

This user is a fan of
The Rolling Stones

When this user dies, this user takes the stairway to heaven.

Q

This user is caught in a landslide, no escape from reality...

Blue

This user enjoys The Blues.

This user is a railfan.

This user does not smoke.

Books

This user enjoys reading non-fiction.

This user reads science fiction.

This user's personal hero is Carl Sagan.

This user is a fan of Dune.

Dune

This user knows that fear is the mind-killer.

This user enjoys reading Fantasy.

This user knows who the true Father of Science Fiction is.

This user enjoys the works of
J. R. R. Tolkien.

Quoth this user, "Nevermore."

Big Brother is watching this user.

This user enjoys the poetry of
Wilfred Owen.

nws-3

This user newspeaks goodwise.

-0-
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This user is obsessed with The War of the Worlds.

M

This user is a muggle.

DON'T PANIC

This user attempts not to panic with the aid of several towels.

Food

This user prefers Chicago-style pizza.

This user eats cheese.

This user loves oranges.

This user eats apples.

This user loves pasta.

This user loves eating carrots.

This user eats Chicken Fingers as often as they can.

This user eats ham.

This user prefers Coca-Cola over Pepsi.

2

This user has visited 2 of the 205 countries in the world.

This user has never left the Northern Hemisphere.

Opinions

This user is a social democrat.

This user wants to tax the rich to provide health care, education and welfare for everyone._†

$ £
¥ €

This user is against involuntary military service.

This user is interested in politics.

lib

This user is a liberal.

This user wants ZERO net carbon emissions from human activity.^†

This user believes that the death penalty should never be used.*

This user finds censorship offensive.

This user doesn't like Nazis.

This user thinks nationalism is outdated.

This user believes in the power of nonviolence.

This user supports the
European Union.

This user knows that there are
654,965 reasons why the
2003 invasion of Iraq was wrong.^†

This user supports the troops in Iraq.

This user supports public transit.

This user's safety and liberty are threatened by all firearms.^†

This user supports immigration and the right to travel freely upon the planet we share.