Hi.

I don’t know how you make a bunch of tables for what I like, or what I do, or whatever else you see on User: pages on Wikipedia.

Most of my edits are from browsing whatever political thing I’m looking at to pass time, and correcting spelling errors or adding information that I think is necessary, or utterly fascinating in a loser political way.

I’m from Utah, I don’t plan on leaving, but I wouldn’t hate the idea of moving to any of Maine, Alaska, Idaho, Wyoming, Texas, or Florida.

You can imagine from my list of livable states that I’m conservative. Yeah, that means I support that one guy with the skin, and the hair.

I don’t know how the number system thing works on edits. I don’t imagine that 800 people were lurking on the Elizabeth Dole Wikipedia page last night and all of them supported the edits I had contributed. But seeing a big green number next to something I did always makes you feel like you accomplished something. Even when you didn’t.

I like basketball and football but I don’t keep up with sports as much as I’d like to.

There is never a bad time to feed me barbecued meats, baby. I’m very fat.

Maybe in the future I’ll always have my glock on me, but for now I’m okay just keeping my Pfizer Chapstick and fingernail clippers in my right pocket at all times.

Bye.