About

I'm not a Wikipedian, nor have I have contributed to anything outside of this user page. Quite frankly, I enjoy watching Wikipedia addicts shake-and-bake amongst each other to forever argue in a manner that I find hilarious. I have my own website (http://zopney.com) and I run a wiki using MediaWiki software for my gaming guild's website. I'm a huge stickler for minimalism in regards to website design. In fact, this user page is built off of minimalistic usage and will not make the User Page Hall of Fame at any time in the near, far, or forever future.

Language

American English and profanity is the way to go. No exceptions.