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This user is straight but not narrow.

This user loves Singapore.

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"I am running out of patience for incivility at Wikipedia,... Some people simply should not be contributing to an encyclopedia.... and note that all editors should always endeavor to treat each other with kindness, or else find another hobby. When we put up with this kind of behavior, we enable a hostile environment that drives away good people. We should be gentle, but firm: this kind of behavior is not allowed at Wikipedia." --Jimbo Wales 21:01, 22 October 2007 (UTC) [1]

I don't like breaking up conversations. If I start a conversation on your talk page, I'm watching that for at least 5 days - so please leave responses on your talk page. If you start a conversation here, I'll reply here - so make sure you watch this page. Thanks. Any article I have contributed to recently will also be on my watchlist.

Welcome to Alice's talk page!

The Status Bot has been blocked. See my last edit here. Please sign your posts using four tildes (~~~~). Please add all new threads at the bottom of the appropriate division; either P or non-P. Please note that I do not respond to every comment. I only respond to the comments I feel I need to respond to. Personal attacks, uncivil comments, and comments which don't follow the conventions of this box may be either immediately archived or removed. Please post comments relating to the contents of our articles on the relevant page's discussion page, and not here. That way all interested parties (including you and I) can participate and reach consensus. (All articles I edit are automatically added to my Watchlist).

Perspicacite comments go in the "P Section"; all other comments: (+)

P section This "P Section" is for posts by, (or that have a strong link to the conduct of,) User: Perspicacite alias Jose João (P). One of the reasons for this division was the sheer volume of templated messages and text dumps from P - measuring up to 105,077 bytes in one message! - but these have now been archived since he seems to have found new protagonists. If one did not assume good faith, one would assume he was attempting to drown out normal dialogue on this, my user talk page since, unless in extremis, I don't usually instantly expunge unfavourable comments (as P does on his own talk page and now even on article discussion pages ). Please note that I have no desire to get this prolific, erudite and intelligent editor banned (unlike his own stance towards me)(Update: This attack page has now been deleted by an admin). I merely wish him to change his behaviour File:231647949 1fd14dbb22 o.jpg and act in a more collegial manner towards his fellow editors by ceasing to label a) anyone that edits an article that he previously edited a stalker and b) anyone that changes his version a vandal and his contributions vandalism to be reverted on sight by him without regard to the content or merit of the specific edit.