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We're so glad you're here! -- Omicronpersei8 (talk) 04:07, 21 July 2006 (UTC)

Look at me! I'm a regular Internet TubeMaster. AquinasProtocol 04:10, 21 July 2006 (UTC)

ZANY! -- MaxDuo (talk) 05:29, 26 July 2006 (UTC)

I would like to discuss your future. /me throws a discus -- MaxDuo (talk) 06:54, 18 August 2006 (UTC) (whoops, I used IE for some reason and was logged out...... NO IP FOR YOU)

wut

wut -- Omicronpersei8 (talk) 07:12, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

wut wut— AquinasProtocol 07:18, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

I notice you keep removing my edit of the Arizona hot dog variation. Have you ever been to arizona? My post is rightgeous. -- Omicronpersei8 (talk) 07:24, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

Pimpin' ain't, pimpin' ain't easy man. Pimpin' ain't, pimpin' ain't easy man. Pimpin' ain't, pimpin' ain't easy man. GRAB YO [CENSORED]!!!!!— AquinasProtocol 07:28, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

Thank you for your attempts to improve Wikipedia. However, I would like to remind you that Wikipedia is not censored for minors, not even for profanity or pornography. You are welcome to remove clearly offensive material or inappropriate obscenities if they were added as vandalism, but please do not remove/censor profanities or remove/disclaim sexually explicit material or links that are relevant to the article. In the meantime, please be bold and continue contributing to Wikipedia. Thank you! -- Omicronpersei8 (talk) 07:29, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

Jesus told me to tell you to stop being such a jerk.— AquinasProtocol 08:02, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

You need to stop havin' Kratz. -- MaxDuo (talk) 21:05, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

HOLY HORSES! LOOK AT THEM USERBOXES, MA! -- Omicronpersei8 (talk) 21:28, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

And I just added more!!! I love it. I LOVE IT.— AquinasProtocol 21:36, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

Liar. You are merely infatuated with me. I mean them. -- Omicronpersei8 (talk) 21:37, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

You can let loose your snakes on my plane any day of the week. MOTHAFUCKIN' SNAKES.— AquinasProtocol 21:38, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL! -- Omicronpersei8 (talk) 21:40, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

What, dinosaurs and those who believe in them?— AquinasProtocol 21:42, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

BREAKING NEWS: http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Holocaust&diff=70479362&oldid=70461879 -- Omicronpersei8 (talk) 21:49, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

You know, that's not as nearly as exciting as the version where robots killed them.— AquinasProtocol 21:51, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

New talk space

Talk to me here: POOF -- Omicronpersei8 (talk) 21:55, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

Oh my, where did it go, sir? -- Omicronpersei8 (talk) 20:44, 24 August 2006 (UTC)

It went to Jolly Pirate Donuts. — AquinasProtocol 04:43, 25 August 2006 (UTC)

Editing userpage while logged out

Sorry, that was me editing my userpage. Sometimes I forget to log in. I'll try to remember next time. Auriga M36™ 09:26, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

That's a good guy right there. Why can't you be more like him? -- Omicronpersei8 (talk) 07:05, 25 August 2006 (UTC)

Hey, you KNOW I gotta represent. Ruck some Fules and all that jazz. — AquinasProtocol 07:12, 25 August 2006 (UTC)

Sir excuse me sir

Excuse me, sir, but I believe you have my medicine ball. -- Omicronpersei8 (talk) 03:57, 30 August 2006 (UTC)

Act like ya know. You'll be in the show! Act like ya don't... and ya WON'T. Also, please stop being a tyrannical member of Wikipedia. You're beginning to anger the peasants! They might decide to whine a lot until they hurl insults that get them blocked. Wouldn't want that, now would we? — AquinasProtocol 04:17, 30 August 2006 (UTC)

Apparently I am responsible for destroying the will of the public and am a notorious deleter of important content. I also somehow do things that only admins can do out of spite, but I only do them to people who later call me names on my talk page. I knowingly did these things specifically to them because I am also a mind reader and can see the future. -- Omicronpersei8 (talk) 04:21, 30 August 2006 (UTC)

Well, it's hard out here for an omniscient nigga. We gotta Ruck some Fules, and then go on to recognize real. Why? Well, because we are real, and real recognizes real. Word LIFE. — AquinasProtocol 04:27, 30 August 2006 (UTC)

I knew you were going to say that. -- Omicronpersei8 (talk) 04:28, 30 August 2006 (UTC)

Back... and to the left. Back... and to the left. Back... and to the left. — AquinasProtocol 04:33, 30 August 2006 (UTC)

Uhh...

You're probably not even on here right now, and this will be irrelevant in the future, but my AIM connection just went splat and I can't get back on. So there's why I went offline suddenly. EXCELSIOR! -- Omicronpersei8 (talk) 08:49, 31 August 2006 (UTC)

Illuminati

I have a secret: there are no seven Jewish bankers living a mile under the earth's crust controlling the world's finances.

They live on the moon. -- Omicronpersei8 (talk) 02:43, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

Darn. All I got was a condo at the beach. — AquinasProtocol 02:48, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

They're controlling the tides too, of course. -- Omicronpersei8 (talk) 02:48, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

We aren't controlling your lazy ass, though. — AquinasProtocol 02:56, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

Well, that's what head crabs are for (also made by the Big I). -- Omicronpersei8 (talk) 03:04, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

I hope they're poisonous!!! — AquinasProtocol 03:06, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

Jaguar Shark

Time for more. — AquinasProtocol 04:25, 5 November 2006 (UTC)

Face full of DOOT

I noticed you haven't done things on here in a while. I did some typo fixing and stopped a vandal to a Freak Kitchen page... And looked about and DECIDED TO GIVE YOU THIS.

Farewell. -- MaxDuo (talk) 22:25, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

Saws are too hard to use. — AquinasProtocol 05:08, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

Be easier to use!!!! -- MaxDuo (talk) 08:09, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

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Europe 10,000 Challenge invite

Hi. The Wikipedia:WikiProject Europe/The 10,000 Challenge has recently started, based on the UK/Ireland Wikipedia:The 10,000 Challenge. The idea is not to record every minor edit, but to create a momentum to motivate editors to produce good content improvements and creations and inspire people to work on more countries than they might otherwise work on. There's also the possibility of establishing smaller country or regional challenges for places like Germany, Italy, the Benelux countries, Iberian Peninsula, Romania, Slovenia etc, much like Wikipedia:The 1000 Challenge (Nordic). For this to really work we need diversity and exciting content and editors from a broad range of countries regularly contributing. If you would like to see masses of articles being improved for Europe and your specialist country like Wikipedia:WikiProject Africa/The Africa Destubathon, sign up today and once the challenge starts a contest can be organized. This is a way we can target every country of Europe, and steadily vastly improve the encyclopedia. We need numbers to make this work so consider signing up as a participant and also sign under any country sub challenge on the page that you might contribute to! Thank you. --Ser Amantio di Nicolao^{Che dicono a Signa?}_{Lo dicono a Signa.} 02:07, 6 November 2016 (UTC)

Women in Red World Contest

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