Parody in progress
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- "Imagine a world in which every single person on the planet is given free access to the sum of all human knowledge. That’s what we’re doing." – Slashdot interview
Imagine
External threats
edit- Imagine there's no vandals,
- no socks, no dicks, no spam
- No need for warning templates,
- no trolls to block or ban
- Imagine
all the people, living for todayXXXXing XXXX in peace
( or in which all knowledge/learning is free) (sharing all they know"?)
Internal threats (npov)
edit- Imagine there's no soapbox
- It's easy, can't you see?
- no edit-, revert-, or wheel-wars
- no incivility
- Imagine wiki people,
- living life in peace
- (working for duhduh)
- You may say I'm a dreamer
- but I'm not the only one
- I hope some day you'll join us,
- and the world will be as one.
Internal threats (cabalism)
edit- Imagine no there's no cabal
I wonder if you canWP:CREEP- no bureaucrats or admins
a brotherhood of man
- Imagine all the people,
- sharing all the world
- You may say I'm a dreamer
- but I'm not the only one
- I hope some day you'll join us,
- and the world will be as one.
ideas
edit
no personal attacks
no point
article owners
wikilove
- "Here, we are polite, thoughtful, smart, geeky people, trying only to do something which is undoubtedly good in the world: write and give away a free encyclopedia." – [[Talk:Jyllands-Posten Muhammad cartoons controversy]
[potentially useful stuff here: http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=To-do_list&direction=next&oldid=16679281 to-do-ism]