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Hello, Chesnaught666, and welcome to Wikipedia! I hope you like the place and decide to stay. Unfortunately, one or more of the pages you created, such as Wikipedia admins, especially Smalljim, like getting kicked in the face and being forced to eat goat poo, may not conform to some of Wikipedia's guidelines, and may not be retained.

There's a page about creating articles you may want to read called Your first article. If you are stuck, and looking for help, please come to the Teahouse, where experienced Wikipedians can answer any queries you have! Or, you can just type {{help me}} on this page, followed by your question, and someone will show up shortly to answer your questions. Here are a few other good links for newcomers:

I hope you enjoy editing here and being a Wikipedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~); this will automatically produce your name and the date. If you have any questions, check out Wikipedia:Questions or ask me on my talk page. Again, welcome! RickinBaltimore (talk) 14:47, 6 April 2016 (UTC)Reply

 

Hello, and welcome to Wikipedia. Although everyone is welcome to contribute to Wikipedia, introducing inappropriate pages, such as Wikipedia admins, especially Smalljim, like getting kicked in the face and being forced to eat goat poo, is not in accordance with our policies. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox. Under section G3 of the criteria for speedy deletion, the page has been nominated for deletion.

If you think this page should not be deleted for this reason, you may contest the nomination by visiting the page and clicking the button labelled "Contest this speedy deletion". This will give you the opportunity to explain why you believe the page should not be deleted. However, be aware that once a page is tagged for speedy deletion, it may be removed without delay. Please do not remove the speedy deletion tag from the page yourself, but do not hesitate to add information in line with Wikipedia's policies and guidelines. RickinBaltimore (talk) 14:47, 6 April 2016 (UTC)Reply

This isn't me

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@Smalljim: Please block as impersonator; this user is most definitely not a doppelganger of mine. Thanks, --Ches (talk) (contribs) 14:48, 6 April 2016 (UTC)Reply

Already been blocked it looks like. You're popular today! RickinBaltimore (talk) 14:49, 6 April 2016 (UTC)Reply
It's just one of the benefits of doing AV work ;-)  —SMALLJIM  14:50, 6 April 2016 (UTC)Reply
RickinBaltimore and Smalljim - indeed, haha. All too commonplace given the nature of what I do here! --Ches (talk) (contribs) 17:07, 6 April 2016 (UTC)Reply