A Collection of Quotes From The Good Ol' Internet
edit"Light travels faster than the speed of sound, that's why some people appear to be bright... until they start talking."
"A good discussion is like a miniskirt; short enough to garner attention, and long enough to cover the subject."
"You cannot believe if you can see the LIE in it."
"I am the Future. Everyone else is History."
more to come... as soon as I find them