Darwinfish

Some powerful big brothers without feet. Page guardians!

Welcome!

Hello, Darwinfish, welcome Wikipedia! Hope little Darwinfish like. Here helpful pages:

• Hrair pillars Wikipedia
• Make article
• Help!
• Help, help!
• Make article bigger
• Er... what this for..? How write picky ?

Hope little user enjoy and edit smart like poddie! Please sign talk pages using, er ... many tildes (~~~~) (Pod can only count to three, regret!). If helpless, check out questions wikipedia, ask on poddie talk, or put {{helpme}} on own talk, get help soon. Again, welcome, good little user!  bishapod splash! 20:26, 19 October 2010 (UTC).

Thank you for the welcome, mr Pod! darwin^fish 20:32, 20 October 2010 (UTC).

Nice twins!

Hey, Fish, look! Tex make little video of nice twins playing! Hohohoho! darwinbish ^BITE 23:43, 4 November 2010 (UTC).

bite the delegates...on the butts

Could you please give a review over at State reptile? And make sure it finishes with support or oppose. Since reading the reviewer comments and my responses is not enough...have to get "votes".TCO (talk) 04:07, 18 March 2011 (UTC)

Young Darwinfish? A review? B-but.. he's a well-meaning user and all, but abysmally incompetent. I mean, you saw his question about the great Bishzilla, a reptile for all seasons and the whole world? "Is Bishzilla a state reptile?" Groan. You can tell he's related to Little Stupid, right? There are some smarter users in his immediate family, though (ahem), I'll see if I can persuade one of them to, er, bite the delegates in a tender part. Best wishes, Bishonen | talk 04:23, 18 March 2011 (UTC).

Wooly liberal greetings

Sheepish season's greetings!

Hi, and a Merry Christmas to you two! Thanks for the hello, your cheery hat looks nice and cozy, like a good wooly overcoat. . . dave souza, talk 17:55, 25 December 2012 (UTC)

Happy holidays!

	Happy Holidays!
	From the frozen wasteland of Nebraska, USA! MONGO 12:15, 25 December 2012 (UTC)

Awwwww....

Little gentle one. You come fix my terrible typing skills. Thank you. Hang on .. I'll get you a nice surprise ... — Ched :  ?  15:15, 3 May 2013 (UTC)

Barnstar

		The Copyeditor's Barnstar
		From both Ched and his pet, we wood like to think you for you're most excelent profreding and copy--editing skillz.

Don't forget to let the rest of the family know about this most crumpulent and cromulent award. — Ched :  ?  15:27, 3 May 2013 (UTC)

[Darwinfish reverently places his first-ever barnstar on his userpage. He's not any too scared of Chedzilla, since he's so used to monsters and to his bitey sister. But the typos alarm him deeply. He tactfully ignores them.] Thank you mr Ched and pet! darwin^fish 23:15, 3 May 2013 (UTC).

El Nukkeyo

Cannot help but noticing that poor Mongo new rad haircut [1] was noticed from orbit. Somewhat dissapointed that your large bangs program no longer plausibly denilable. Bad fish! May have to start IAEA inspections program on you now.

Plause-able-y de-nile-able. De-nile-able.

Should have had 'zilla flame someone shortly before, to distract them all, or something like that.

Do appreciate fallout went east from MONGO house, though. Thank you!

Georgewilliamherbert (talk) 22:35, 26 December 2013 (UTC)

[Horrified.] Me, mr admin? No no, I'm the good twin, I don't give people bombs! Most all I do is warn users about my evil sister, and try to improve my favorite project. Darwinbish brought the passel and I tried to warn mr MONGO. See him setting off the explosion all the same? Sad… mr MONGO is very dumb .. hmm, no.. optimistic .. still not quite right.. he's very kind and good-faith assuming. darwin^fish 15:28, 28 December 2013 (UTC).

Hehehe...yes, MONGO have no reason to assume the worst from fish, bish and zillas, figure they like MONGO so may wish to do minor pranks like tiny firework on MONGO page.--MONGO 18:24, 28 December 2013 (UTC)

Darwinfish????

MONGO take picture of Darwinfish cousin...maybe...very ancestral in appearance--MONGO 03:01, 17 June 2014 (UTC)

[Delighted.] Look, is Bishapod, my sockmaster, staring beadily at MONGO! He's grown a moustache, how grown-up! Who's the person on the right? Shark..? darwin^fish 15:25, 17 June 2014 (UTC).

Hum....likely cousin of cousin...lots of cousins!--MONGO 16:14, 17 June 2014 (UTC)

Marine thanks

More painful implement for fish-whacking

Thank you so much for that lovely colorful coral tea cosy, Darwinfish, it made my day! If anyone from your immediate family (or outside) EVER grabs you for that horrible Wiki-practice of abusing sea-creatures as a weapon (apparently also known as Shamu Fu or "cornobbling"), do let me know, and I'll unleash an army of cephalopods on them so fast it will make their head swim. ---Sluzzelin talk 06:27, 20 July 2014 (UTC)

Thank you for protection assurance, sir, that makes me feel safe, though immediate family not so much of a problem now. Sister used to slap people with me, but fortunately became dissatisfied with effect and now has own template for whacking with a whole rack of dried lutefisk for more pain. Army of cephalopods always welcome here! darwin^fish 09:36, 20 July 2014 (UTC).

Ha ha, love the whacko-rack! ---Sluzzelin talk 10:15, 20 July 2014 (UTC)

A barnstar for you!

	The Barnstar of Good Humor
	For being a good fish. Justinzilla ROARR!! 04:01, 18 February 2015 (UTC)

Try this - but not on Wikipedia

http://www.metropolis2.com/Bish/anitest.htm

Here's one for you to try, fish. --RexxS (talk) 00:21, 2 August 2016 (UTC)

[Darwinfish is alarmed.] Poor Bishapod all seasick! [But also interested.] Why not on Wikipedia? Make Bishonen's TOC swing in a hammock, heh! Even better than DB's twisty TOC! [Hides, realises his sister will have his fins for garters.]. darwin^fish 07:53, 2 August 2016 (UTC).

Like me!

Like me on Face Book Book Of Faces. I am at https://www.bof.com/.

I Can Haz...

...CHEEZburger????????

FriendOfExample (talk) 22:00, 21 December 2016 (UTC)

• Your account is completely new, but you personally obviously are not. What's your main account? Darwinfish is a sock, granted, but he's quite timid about interacting with unacknowledged socks. Bishonen | talk 22:04, 21 December 2016 (UTC).

Happy 2017 C.E.

Here are some supplies for your New Year's feast. Personally, I'm looking forward to pot roast, but each to his/her/their own. (My evil twin offered to make the delivery, and would you believe he was going to substitute a tureen of bouillabaisse for the fish food? I told him he won't be editing outside his own userspace anytime soon.) Have a happy (not crappie) 2017! Rivertorch^FIRE_WATER 14:39, 1 January 2017 (UTC)

Fish

re [2] - This is a big ocean, and I am very happy to share it with all other Fish. Hugs, Fish+Karate 13:25, 22 March 2018 (UTC)

Thank you, Mr Fish. It's just that Karate sounds quite alarming. Is friend of yours? Is bad twin, like Darwinbish? darwin^fish 14:27, 22 March 2018 (UTC).

What do you think of this?

I don't like it too.

--Commons is in a thing (talk) 17:28, 30 October 2020 (UTC)

Ooh, scary shark! darwin^fish 18:47, 30 October 2020 (UTC).

Spam block warning

Please stop your disruptive editing. If you continue to add promotional or advertising material to Wikipedia, as you did at User:Darwinfish, you may be blocked from editing. That page contains two blatant spam links to a page advertising for sale the domain http://www.darwinfish.co.uk. Spammers like you are not welcome here. JBW (talk) 09:00, 14 March 2022 (UTC)

[Confuzzled:] Thank you, sir. darwin^fish 10:06, 14 March 2022 (UTC).