Birthday: 30 September
Hair length: 109cm
Shoe size: anywhere from 6.5 to 8
Species: Red Squirrel
Favorite Animals: Squirrels, Koalas and Sheep
Website: www.redsquirrel.uni.cc
First Computer: Was when i was 4, it was a windows 3.1x and i had this monkey game and i did something to the code and the monkeys turned pink.
Most computers ever had at once: 6
Most printers had at once: between 8 and 10, mostly black and white ones
Latest computer: Windows XP Professional, IE 6.0 and Firefox, Two creative sound cards, 4 hard drives, 3 CD drives, 1GB of RAM, an
Epson Stylus PHOTO R200, Epson Scanner, A3 Printer, Nokia tower, Graphics Pad and Broadband Internet.
Quotes
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Eagles may soar, but squirrels don't get sucked into jet engines.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
"Careful with that light at the end of the tunnel, it might be another train coming."
If you can't fix it with duck tape you haven't used enough
Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.
I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay
Constipated People Don't Give A crap
The Earth Is Full - Go Home
So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
Illiterate? Write For Help
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A BLONDE
All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets
don't regret doing things, regret getting caught
everyone in life has a purpose, even if its to serve as a BAD EXAMPLE
Anger is one letter short of danger.
I'm going to live life or die trying
Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license
Inside this body lies that of a skinny lady. But I can usually shut her up with chocolate
Men are like pennies: two-faced and worthless
I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose
The whole world is going to hell and I'm driving the bus
Don't criticize my mess unless you'd like to become part of it
I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight
I love him, O yes I do,
He's for me, not for you,
And if by chance you take my place,
I'll take my fist and smash your face!
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons!
For you are crunchy
And taste good with ketchup
Guys are like lava lamps there fun to look at just not so bright!
Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay
Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved
Dain bramaged
Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
Beware of programmers who carry screwdriver
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
If we can put one man on the moon, why can't we put them all there?
The best thing about Alzheimer’s is : You can hide your own Easter eggs.
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
sugar is sweet and so are you.
HOWEVER...
the roses are dead,
the violets are wilting,
the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head.
WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU A LEMON, BUST OUT THE TEQUILLA AND SALT
I hear voices, and they don't like you
Cancel my subscription cause I don’t need your issues
Duct tape is like the force, it has a light and dark side, and it binds the universe together
When your a fat little kid, there are no more see-saws...only catapults
The difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver is this: A bad golfer goes **WHACK** DANG! A bad skydiver goes DANG! **WHACK**"
I have the body of a god... unfortunately its Buddha
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.
Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster!
I would like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.
Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.
Bigamy: one husband too many. Monogamy: same thing
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray...
I'm not crazy; I'm just a sane person trapped in the body of a lunatic.
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Where there's a will, there's an attorney
Computer Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in!
I've gone to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait!
If you think talk is cheap, try hiring a lawyer.
You know what I hate? Indian givers...no, I take that back!
If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Postman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
Of course I'm in shape. Isn't Round a shape?
Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap.
"If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?"
The 11th Commandment: Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator!
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of morgage payments
I still miss my ex-husband but, my aim is getting better.
Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it
War determines not who is right, but who is left.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on disk somewhere...
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
People will believe anything if you whisper it.
Maintenance-free: When it breaks, it can't be fixed...
If you lack enemies, you are not doing something worthwhile.
All stressed out and no one to choke.
Whoever says that the small things don't matter should try sleeping with a mosquito in the room.
Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time.
They are not hot flashes...They are power surges.
"The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first."
Chaos, panic & disorder.... my work here is done.
Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Hard work never hurt anybody, but why take chances?
Friends don't set friends on fire
Chocolate is the answer to EVERYTHING.
Headaches are all in your mind.
I used to be Schizophrenic, but we're better now.
Cananyonehelpmefixthespacebaronmykeyboard?
Never raise your hands to your kids; it leaves your lower half unprotected.
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
I thought I wanted a career... Turns out I just wanted paychecks.
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, its called cargo?
Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you in court.
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get me
Buckle up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.
If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the same stuff?
I knew something was wrong when my imaginary friends wouldn't talk to me...
Humpty Dumpty was pushed!
All the king's HORSES and all the king's men? No wonder they couldn't put Humpty together again. Just what did they expect the horses to do, anyway?
Here lies,
All cold and hard,
The last damn dog,
That pooped in my yard!
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
My Reality Check bounced
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level.
There are only 10 types of people in this world. Those who know ternary, those who don't and those who confuse it with binary
The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I couldn't care less.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other, and when I am alone I am together.
You have just received the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the honor system. So please delete all the files from your computer. Thank you for you cooperation.
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
(away message for when you are cleaning your room) I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
I'm thinking of something to do... Any ideas? 'Cause you know it's hard to think without a brain...
Repitition is a sign of stupidity. Repitition is a sign of stupidity. Repitition is a sign of stupidity. Repitition is a sign of stupidity.
If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life. So get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.
Time flies when you're having fun. Hot-dogs fly when you squeeze the bun.
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