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January 2016

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  This is your only warning; if you vandalize Wikipedia again, you may be blocked from editing without further notice. What on earth are you doing? Lerdthenerd wiki defender 00:33, 4 January 2016 (UTC)Reply

Dearest Lerdthenerd--

To what article are you referring?

It is your "warning" to me. It is what you stated. I never stated such a thing. Do you speak to the round globe upon which people live? Or do you speak to people upon this earth?

Why should I have to speak about myself to you? Does not my modest contributions to Wikipedia mean much, for I am not about being mean-spirited.

My interrogatives are not necessarily strict either-or. I am an engineer and a philosopher. If you want me to prove it to you, go talk to NSA. I've been on their campus. I am part of the heritage of the Internet. I was raised in all my grammar school years across the Potomac River in Alexandria, Virginia, a city and not a county, from first grade all the way through high school. If you should like to block me here on Wikipedia, I shall report you to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. I can write circles around Wikipedia, but who has the time? PHP itself does not even amount to literature to me, whereas RFCs do. The people who write RFCs have a great sense of humor, are adults, and set a great example for everyone who borrow their brains and talents for the betterment of one's society. Ones and zeroes do not about to verbs; they are facile notation. I should like to keep my moral agency intact, wouldn't you?

When a bird sings, you do not say to it that it is the bird's warning about anyone's vandalism for its being a bird. Or should it, and we would be made better to heed what it knows more than we do?

Follow the trail of false assumptions. Some articles are a waste"land" that are deluding people and killing Nature.

I am here to write credible, legitimate, authoritative, and useful articles for the world. People can barely write fluid essays by HAND anymore. I do not wonder why. Just because words are thrown together does not mean you know anything about anyone who is writing the article unless you take the time to read it. Too much of recent displays of a string of words is losing the necessary power in sentences. I like idempotency, tis elegant.

I have noticed a fair amount of illiteracy in recent years of such ridiculous proportions they are no longer small mistakes of simple accidents. The sheer aggregation of the same small mistakes over and over again tells us something about what a big deal it should not have been. Like being offensive to someone else without explaining one's own thoughts through reasoning it out. Including reason that is not verbal, such as a street sign made of sharp metal.

Such things of this world are too much in demand by its own Protestant language. They come from acquired behavior from behaviorism of zookeepers' ideas, not necessarily ideal. And I do not even believe in the school of behaviorism. Yet, I know something about it. One should not speak in backwards terminology and leave degraded words behind and have no idea what a sentence is anymore.

Who initiated the warning? The mockingbird! It is not here to harass you. It is warning you vandalism is approaching and can be avoided. The earth is being vandalized like you are vandalizing my head. I am not here to do what you are supposing I am about but to make small corrections that are huge unconscionable mistakes, some of which require overhauling, like going to a dumpster and taking out the trash the proper way, by recycling scarce resources. Such as fundamentals of language and speaking properly in fluid language. A WARNING SIGN is a man-made THING. Man has never made a drop of water on this planet. Get your head unfettered about reality. Don't be afraid of Nature. Let language flourish naturally. Have you ever scouted for a warning sign before? You follow Nature. La Mettrie had already known centuries ago. Be a philosopher, as in enjoy philosophy. But don't let anyone tell you, my friend, that having to be a philosopher as a job is all that fun and easy. Philosophers are probably the most easily dismissed in their own lifetime, terribly misunderstood after they are dead, yet they were ordinary and candid to the world.

Before you throw up more man-made materials, even in metaphor, should I like to say I am down to earth and not putting you in the ground. So live, friend, like you want to live with the rest of the human race. There are a thousand and one ways to die. There is only one way to live: to live well.

Contemplate calmly. Contemplate what is good. Contemplate what is worth our time on this planet, even if the object of our thought is Pluto. We are the subjects of our thoughts, so please stop borging an individual. I am female from whom you might want to keep a critical distance in the good way.

A contrarian quips: "I am a contrarian." His friend curtly remarks: "No you're not."

The contrarian speaks the truth, for he is a better philosopher. His friend's friendship grows and has learned something about his contrarian friend and gains an appreciation for language--if the friend is to be a friend to anyone else at all.

Everyone laughs.

--haQuach.

  Please refrain from making unconstructive edits to Wikipedia, as you did at Latin declension. Your edits appear to constitute vandalism and have been reverted or removed. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox. Repeated vandalism can result in the loss of editing privileges. Thank you. Jim1138 (talk) 07:24, 4 January 2016 (UTC)Reply