Im A Shark

You're narly.

Welcome to Wikipedia! We welcome your help to create new content, but your recent additions (such as Breath of Fresh Squidward) are considered nonsense. Please refrain from creating nonsense articles. If you want to test things out, edit the sandbox instead. Take a look at the welcome page if you would like to learn more about contributing to our encyclopedia. Jerrypp772000 22:29, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

that's a real episode of spongebob!

You recent edit to User talk:Jerrypp772000

Please remain civil and don't make threats on other users' talk pages. If you have a problem you can ask an administrator - no need to get angry. John Smith's 09:47, 14 August 2007 (UTC)

Hi, I never even edited your user page!--Jerry 10:57, 14 August 2007 (UTC)

Nonsense of Quotes By Kids That I Know

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List of SpongeBob SquarePants episodes

Please do not add unsourced information to Wikipedia, like you did to this article. All information added must cite a reliable third party source. See: WP:CRYSTAL and WP:CITE. Thanks. NASCAR Fan24^{(talk•contribs)} 19:39, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

it's real!!!!!!!!!!!! I just don't know how to attach a source!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You might want to read WP:ATTACK. To attach a reference, just type
<ref>(web address)</ref> next to the statement (in this case, next to the episode name will do fine). It will appear in the References section. If there is no References section, type the following code
==References==
<references />
at the bottom of the article. And next time, sign your posts by typing ~~~~ at the end of your post. Thanks.NASCAR Fan24^{(talk•contribs)} 19:54, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

September 2007

Please see Wikipedia's no personal attacks policy. Comment on content, not on contributors. Personal attacks damage the community and deter users. Note that continued personal attacks will lead to blocks for disruption. Please stay cool and keep this in mind while editing. Thank you. :-) Stwalkerster talk 20:02, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

October 2007

Please stop. If you continue to vandalize Wikipedia, as you did to List of SpongeBob SquarePants episodes, you will be blocked from editing. NASCAR Fan24^{(radio me!)} 19:36, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

I didn't vandalize that page, so stop this nonsense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! —Preceding unsigned comment added by Im A Shark (talk • contribs) 14:02, 6 October 2007

This is the last warning you will receive for your disruptive edits.
The next time you create an inappropriate page, such as My Definitions, you will be blocked from editing Wikipedia. Elkman ^(Elkspeak) 20:49, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

For how long!?!? —Preceding unsigned comment added by Im A Shark (talk • contribs) 20:51, 26 October 2007

Don't create inappropriate pages and you won't have to find out. --Elkman ^(Elkspeak) 20:53, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

Stop deleting my comments!!!!!!!!

While on this user page, I noticed that somebody deleted a lot of my comments. STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't care if you don't like what I have to say, but this is my userpage, and I can say what I want!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? —Preceding unsigned comment added by Im A Shark (talk • contribs) 15:18-19, 16 December 2007

December 2007

This is your last warning.
The next time you vandalize a page, as you did to Jorge Posada, you will be blocked from editing Wikipedia. - Caribbean~H.Q. 02:40, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

What!?!?!?!?!?!?!? He really did catch the last out of the 2001 ALDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I did nickname him Big Pot Pot for that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! —Preceding unsigned comment added by Im A Shark (talk • contribs) 19:57, 28 December 2007

Stop trolling or I will place an indefinte block on this account as it has been used as a vandalism-only-account. - Caribbean~H.Q. 20:19, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I make plenty of good edits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just look through my contributions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! —Preceding unsigned comment added by Im A Shark (talk • contribs) 23:19, 28 December 2007

Please refrain from making unconstructive edits to Wikipedia, as you did to Wikipedia:User page. Your edits appear to constitute vandalism and have been reverted. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox. Thank you. —Animum (talk) 17:57, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

Um... okay. Those ARE the rules though. And thanks's for not being as idiotic as that guy Jack Merridew is. He edited my own userpage! —Preceding unsigned comment added by Im A Shark (talk • contribs) 17:58, 31 December 2007

Inserting your personal opinion into Wikipedia guidelines is considered highly disruptive. If you make any more disruptive edits you will be blocked. Hut 8.5 18:01, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

You have been blocked from editing for a period of 72 hours in accordance with Wikipedia's blocking policy for abuse of editing privileges. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make constructive contributions. If you believe this block is unjustified, you may contest the block by adding the text {{unblock|your reason here}} below. Hut 8.5 20:47, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

As a reminder, personal attacks are not acceptable behavior. Please do not make edits that could lead to the block being extended or your talk page being protected to prevent you from editing it during the duration of your block. —C.Fred (talk) 21:44, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

your user page

Hi. What part of WP:USERPAGE#Inappropriate content do you not understand? Possibly the part you tried to change? You must have noticed that your edit there was undone. User pages are not yours to do with as you please and you are not the only one allowed to edit yours — if that were the case it would not offer an edit link to others. Your page had inappropriate content on it and, as such, I've removed it again. Please do not restore that content again. It is, at best, sophomoric. Happy New Year, Jack Merridew 13:10, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

I dorry. Also you are a complete nerd with no life! — Preceding unsigned comment added by Im A Shark (talk • contribs) 21:22, 8 January 2008

Only a bit of a nerd; I'm pretty happy with my life, life is good, have a chai. Cheers, Jack Merridew 10:03, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

Blocked

As you continued making personal attacks even after your previous block I have blocked this account indefinitely. Hut 8.5 21:29, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

No I'm not you completely moronic piece of wet donut turd. —Preceding unsigned comment added by Im A Shark (talk • contribs) 01:19, 9 January 2008

You've been doing almost nothing but trolling ever since you got a Wikipedia account. I'm surprised you didn't get blocked sooner, but I knew it was going to happen someday. If you make any more personal attacks, this user page will be protected. --Elkman ^(Elkspeak) 02:24, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

I made pleny of good edits! So stop saying that!!!!!!!! Also, when will I be able to edit as I please? I have seen many pages that need editing, but I cannot so they still contain wrong information. —Preceding unsigned comment added by Im A Shark (talk • contribs) 21:30, 30 January 2008

You are indefinitely blocked, this means that your block doesn't have a time limit, and the only manner of lifting it is making a unblock request and offer some proof that you will stop vandalizing and begin working in a constructive manner. - Caribbean~H.Q. 22:24, 30 January 2008 (UTC)

And how do I do that? —Preceding unsigned comment added by Im A Shark (talk • contribs) 20:33, 1 February 2008

I don't think you can. I don't think it's even possible. --Elkman ^(Elkspeak) 21:18, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

So I can never be un-banned!? —Preceding unsigned comment added by Im A Shark (talk • contribs) 23:06, 1 February 2008

Hey kid,

If you want to be unblocked, first thing you need to do is lose the potty-mouth. See above where you were told to use {{unblock|your reason here}}. To use this, post it, replacing 'your reason here' with something that might convince someone that you actually should be unblocked. FWIW, you will never "be able to edit as you please" here; if you want that, get your own website. --Jack Merridew 09:56, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

What!? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So I can never edit even the simplest of miskakes out of articles!? —Preceding unsigned comment added by Im A Shark (talk • contribs)

That's not what Jack said at all. Re-read it. —C.Fred (talk) 01:44, 3 February 2008 (UTC)