User talk:Jruderman/2024 CrowdStrike-related special thanks

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We survived the {{{count}}}-word 2024 CrowdStrike-related article naming saga

Share your worst title suggestions

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Can you violate one core criterion while strictly adhering to the rest? Can you violate them all at once? Can you assemble a noun pile that would confound even the most seasoned journalist? Can you subvert our most basic expectations? Jruderman (talk) 10:32, 25 July 2024 (UTC)Reply


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Discussion about the names and poll

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I have started a second poll. Pray I do not start another. Jruderman (talk) 06:51, 26 July 2024 (UTC)Reply

Poll for worst new name

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2024 Stroustrup–Reagan global IT outages

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2024 IT outages caused by a faulty configuration update to CrowdStrike clients

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2024 Information Technology mistakes that were caused due to CrowdStrike Holdings Inc stumbling onto landmines left by Microsoft Corporation. You know, the company that owns Windows.

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2024 CrowdStrike oopsie!

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#CrowdStruck

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2024 CrowdStrike–Microsoft–Delta–United–DocuSign IT system outages

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2024 Windows outages caused by a buffer under-read, probably, or maybe it was a weirder type of out-of-bounds read; I wonder when CrowdStrike will tell us.

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["CrowdStrike" accidentally replaced with "CloudStrike"]

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Chatbot interpretations

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I asked several chatbots to look at our discussion. ChatGPT was able to view the page given the URL, and Claude was able to accept an upload of the wiki markup.

ChatGPT:

Claude:

  • seemed to understand the discussion quite well
  • [censored temporarily]
  • suggested "2024 Windows mass reboot incident". Possibly better than the other Microsoft-focused titles we considered, but I don't know why it thought it was a good idea to go in that direction.

— Jruderman (talk) 10:32, 25 July 2024 (UTC)Reply

Easter egg hunt

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I have hidden something at the very top of the move discussion. Can you find it? Jruderman (talk) 10:32, 25 July 2024 (UTC)Reply

Art

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Blue Screen of Life

My Art

FloridaMan21 (talk) 17:40, 25 July 2024 (UTC)Reply

Ship it. Jruderman (talk) 20:42, 25 July 2024 (UTC)Reply

Some context required

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We need to get "incident" out of the title ASAP

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Twitter's explore tab displays a headline, possibly AI-generated: "JD Vance Accused of Couch Incident".

Jruderman (talk) 22:49, 26 July 2024 (UTC)Reply