Love me I'm Stan

YES! I FINALLY WELCOMED MYSELF TO WIKIPEDIA!!!! Love me I'm Stan (talk) 08:56, 25 April 2011 (UTC)

Note: Wikipedia is often a dry and dull place. On this page, I lighten it up with some comedy. I apologize beforehand for all the inconvience. Love me I'm Stan (talk) 09:37, 25 April 2011 (UTC)

April 2011

Welcome to Wikipedia. Although everyone is welcome to contribute to Wikipedia, at least one of your recent edits, such as the one you made to Scott Speed, did not appear to be constructive and has been reverted or removed. Please use the sandbox for any test edits you would like to make, and read the welcome page to learn more about contributing constructively to this encyclopedia. Thank you. January (talk) 07:30, 25 April 2011 (UTC)

Please do not add commentary or your own personal analysis to Wikipedia articles, as you did to Brian France. Doing so violates Wikipedia's neutral point of view policy and breaches the formal tone expected in an encyclopedia. Thank you. ScottSteiner ✍ 07:39, 25 April 2011 (UTC)

Welcome

Welcome!

Hello, Love me I'm Stan, and welcome to Wikipedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. Here are some pages that you might find helpful:

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I hope you enjoy editing here and being a Wikipedian! Please sign your messages on discussion pages using four tildes (~~~~); this will automatically insert your username and the date. If you need help, check out Wikipedia:Questions, ask me on my talk page, or ask your question on this page and then place {{help me}} before the question. Again, welcome! Love me I'm Stan (talk) 08:55, 25 April 2011 (UTC)

Hey

{{help me}} Love me I'm Stan (talk) 08:59, 25 April 2011 (UTC)

Please do not use {{helpme}} unless you have some sensible question regarding editing on Wikipedia. Thanks.  Chzz  ►  09:18, 25 April 2011 (UTC)

Yes

What do you need help with son? Love me I'm Stan (talk) 08:59, 25 April 2011 (UTC)

I need help with editing. I'm having editor's block! Love me I'm Stan (talk) 09:00, 25 April 2011 (UTC)

Well the best way to help with editor's block is to edit what you're interested in. What are you interested in, son? Love me I'm Stan (talk) 09:01, 25 April 2011 (UTC)

Um.... um... um oh yeah NASCAR and, and wrestling! Asian chicks are awesome too! Love me I'm Stan (talk) 09:02, 25 April 2011 (UTC)

• chuckles* ho, ho, ho we got a lot in common ;) ;). Well if you want to edit a NASCAR article edit it. Edit according to your interests. And oh-by-the-way if you want to edit asian girls articles edit Mika Tan or Teanna Kai. That'll keep you on your toes sonny boy! If you need any help, ask me on my talk page, OK? Ha ha well behave yourself little boy! Love me I'm Stan (talk) 09:05, 25 April 2011 (UTC)

KK! Love me I'm Stan (talk) 09:06, 25 April 2011 (UTC)

Question

Um, um Mr.Stan? Love me I'm Stan (talk)

Yes little man? Love me I'm Stan (talk) 09:27, 25 April 2011 (UTC)

Did Teanna Kai do a scene with Jenna Jameson? Love me I'm Stan (talk) 09:28, 25 April 2011 (UTC)

HO ha ho ha why yes! It was awesome! I jizzed my pants after 5 minutes of watching it! Love me I'm Stan (talk) 09:29, 25 April 2011 (UTC)

Just 5 minutes? Old man you need to work on your endurance! Love me I'm Stan (talk) 09:30, 25 April 2011 (UTC)

HOW DARE YOU INSULT AN OLD MAN. NO MORE QUESTIONS. GOOD NIGHT. Love me I'm Stan (talk) 09:32, 25 April 2011 (UTC)

Grow a pair Senior. Love me I'm Stan (talk) 09:34, 25 April 2011 (UTC)

LITTLE BOY IMA TEACH YOU A LESSON! Love me I'm Stan (talk) 09:35, 25 April 2011 (UTC)