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-Joe Johnson 19:39, 22 May 2006 (UTC)

My Wikipedia:Introduction Edit

In 2006, the newly developed system of Idleology was formally labeled, instituted, and practiced as a way of life by the many global Wikipedians comprising the community upon which the foundation of this website is based. Idleology focuses on living out existence as physically and mentally lethargic as is possible. Because the practice precludes the idea of thinking (beyond basic or primitive needs), no one is able to clearly define the most appropriate path or finality to Idleology. Only observers of practitioners have come close to defining this burgeoning new field (or "way of life"). Though the suffix of this field is appropriate, the "study of" or "practice of" are inappropriate ways to describe Idleology as those terms clearly cannot fundamentally characterize this amazing interlude of abatement in thought. Idleology is considered by most experts to be a transient and rather inconsequential period of evolution in regard to modern man and philosophy.

Though Idleology is not considered a religion, practioners tend to revere several living objects including, a white cedar tree, the 3-toed sloth, sea horses, and you can often find an idolized photo or poster of Philip Glass (or other minimalist) among an Idleologist's possessions.

Current and past practitioners have seldom been known since they usually die without having any written or recent verbal communication. If someone you know is currently involved with Idleology in any of its forms, please indicate so below. Please note the name of the person (abbr. or full), location, and especially their presence in Idleology. Obviously, you should not include yourself as it would be an inclusion of falsity (one cannot type nor read much more than a sentence if participating in Idleology).

Listing of Idleologists (edit this list freely):

Jack Daniel (born 1866), Lynchburg, Tennessee (USA), sits in a barrell or bottle mostly before being consumed.

S. I. Process, Windows NT/XP OS, can be found idling in the Windows Task Manager (Task manager).llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Reply to "IQ Userbox" left on my talk page

I am uncertain of the IQ test I took. It was one that took place at school, and I was the highest scorer. ~Linuxerist E/L/T 20:26, 22 May 2006 (UTC)

I am certain that mine were administered by proctors from the US Navy and MENSA, but I fail to recall ... what was I saying?