The Makeover man

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Can I buy Wikipeida?

{{helpme}} Hello, I wish to be anomonus. I am th chairman of MySpace Corp., and I would like to buy Wikipedia. Is this possible? (Don't worry, I am not a cheapo.)--The Makeover man (talk) 23:30, 15 November 2008 (UTC)

No, it is not possible. Also, you are not the chairman of MySpace.com, because they don't use the word Corp. However, feel free to make a donation. Thanks, _David^WS _(contribs) 23:47, 15 November 2008 (UTC)

and they don't have a chairman to boot (you'd be the president or the CEO). --Cameron Scott (talk) 23:55, 15 November 2008 (UTC)

Please don't masquerade as someone you are not, and please do not waste editors time with silly assertions and questions. Pedro :  Chat  23:56, 15 November 2008 (UTC)

I'll sell you my bit of it though. Just make me an offer, I'll probably accept. SpinningSpark 00:22, 16 November 2008 (UTC)

Don't worry too much people - this is a typical case of trolling. -- Mentisock 13:58, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

Even if you were a chairman, you'd be a lot more professional than you presented youself to be.--Archeopteryx (talk) 04:10, 22 November 2008 (UTC)