The last entomologist to the right

Hello. You are here now

Hello, Tlettr here! You're either here because you are curious about me or are actively angry as to why an individual of such complete and total incompetence was allowed a keyboard, and I do hope it's not the latter. I am a garden-variety ecologist (that was a joke for those of you satirical jokesters out there, as Wikipedia is far known as the location of excellent jests and japes), working particularly within artificial buildings, specifically residential ones. Although in this, I frequently focus on arthropods and, in that group, centipedes (Specifically Scutigera coleoptrata). An abbreviation of my work is proving why most of life's modern problems can be solved by simply adding more centipedes (paired with other forms of biodiversity, of course) rather than the tried and untrue yet still loved scorched earth method that humans use so often.

If you ever wish to discuss the number of arachnids that live on your face (The answer is many. Like, a startling amount), why you should own more potted plants, or why crickets are legitimately the worst thing ever, I would be more than happy to ramble for hours, so send me a DM or inform your local dust mite, who will hopefully spread the news to me (dust mites are chatty bitches).

Name: Tlettr

Pronouns: I don’t know

Languages I speak: English as well as a passable amount of Spanish and a laughable amount of German

Topic(s) of expertise: Anything that you might find living or dead in around or outside your home (including humans) The last entomologist to the right (talk) 01:24, 17 December 2022 (UTC)

December 2022

Hello, I'm Blaze Wolf. I noticed that you recently removed content from Animal roleplay without adequately explaining why. In the future, it would be helpful to others if you described your changes to Wikipedia with an accurate edit summary. If this was a mistake, don't worry; the removed content has been restored. If you would like to experiment, please use your sandbox. If you think I made a mistake, or if you have any questions, you can leave me a message on my talk page. Thanks. ― Blaze Wolf^Talk_{Blaze Wolf#6545} 04:08, 17 December 2022 (UTC)

Thank you. *tips hat* The last entomologist to the right (talk) 04:15, 17 December 2022 (UTC)

I have no clue what im doing

It occurs to me that I frankly have no idea what I'm doing or how to do it. The fact that I originally attended to contribute in some way to society and realize that the only thing I *can* contribute is negligible grammar reforms and the addition of rudimentary adjectives with the sole justification of demonstrating an already pre-demonstrated message.

I should step away from my computer and not keep trying. That part of me is the rational part, the one that informs my actions based on decision-making, based on the logic that there are already a sufficient number of Wikipedia editors, which is true, or that I hope to be true. What service can I provide that one million others cannot? I can see myself as a glorified liquidator (of course, referencing Chornobyl rather than business terminology), purely to remove mistakes of others that you might very well have committed if you were in the erred's shoes; but what passion is in that, the sense of pride that I hope to accomplish through some generic means. This is a long-winded way of saying what the fuck am I doing, as I legitimately do not know. If someone would like to help me, feel free; however, I don't anticipate that occurrence. The last entomologist to the right (talk) 05:32, 17 December 2022 (UTC)

Im getting the hang of it now

I think Tlettr (talk) 23:54, 18 December 2022 (UTC)

WP:DENY and WP:NOTAFORUM

I suggest you read the above. 1 is an essay (tho it is basically policy) and the other is policy. Comments such as this are in complete violation of both. It was a pointless comment and you were just signaling to the troll that they got attention. WP:RBI, revert, block (or ask an admin to block if the user has been given enough warning or is obviously WP:NOTHERE), ignore. ― Blaze Wolf^Talk_{Blaze Wolf#6545} 00:01, 19 December 2022 (UTC)

Full transparency here, I was actively overdosing on drugs when I wrote that. I don’t mean this as a way to quantify what I did, but I wasn’t intending it as a pointless comment, rather I was actively not in a fit state of mind. It’s worth stating that I survived. Tlettr (talk) 00:20, 19 December 2022 (UTC)

You probably should not edit Wikipedia while on drugs not prescribed to you or drugs that severely alter your mental state. You are responsible for edits you make to your account, drugged or not. ― Blaze Wolf^Talk_{Blaze Wolf#6545} 00:23, 19 December 2022 (UTC)

Im sorry, I won’t repeat this mistake in the future Tlettr (talk) 00:24, 19 December 2022 (UTC)

It’s also worth stating that I am still in excruciating pain, and I have not left my bed Tlettr (talk) 00:23, 19 December 2022 (UTC)

I am not getting the hang of it

It has occurred to me that I am likely creating more harm than good Tlettr (talk) 00:26, 19 December 2022 (UTC)