Utility Monster

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Wow I was just commenting on something you wrote on the LSD discussion page, and when I looked at your page I noticed that we are both atheist socialists interested in the science of psychedelic drugs. Thats awesome.Fireemblem555 (talk) 22:14, 8 October 2009 (UTC)

Always nice to meet like-minded folks. :) --Utility Monster (talk) 04:27, 9 October 2009 (UTC)

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Your Edit.

I am Programmer13, shoot! also, I believe now my I.P address changes! I have a new I.P every month or so! also, my first warning, I never wrote "test". (Programmer13 and Programmer103) 74.233.101.35 (talk) 21:55, 12 October 2009 (UTC)

Hmm

Utility Monster? Is that anything like a Universal Remonster? --King Öomie 17:25, 16 October 2009 (UTC)

It's just a little ethics joke. :) --Utility Monster (talk) 03:36, 17 October 2009 (UTC)

My brain slid off that article like it was greased, and I have no idea what it was about.

I guess there's a reason I went into computers. --King Öomie 13:06, 20 October 2009 (UTC)

It means you need to give me all your stuff. Ethics requires it. --Utility Monster (talk) 02:09, 22 October 2009 (UTC)

I don't give nothin' to no MAWNSTUH --King Öomie 02:13, 22 October 2009 (UTC)

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