White Mice

This article is about the Only Fools and Horses episode. For the noisecore band, see The White Mice.

"White Mice" is a special edition sketch of the BBC sitcom Only Fools and Horses, first broadcast on 24 December 1985 on BBC Breakfast Time.

"White Mice"
Only Fools and Horses episode
Written by	John Sullivan
Original air date	24 December 1985 (1985-12-24)
Running time	2 minutes and 55 seconds
Guest appearance
Lynn Faulds Wood as Herself

Synopsis

A spoof investigation of Del Boy is conducted by the BBC Breakfast show, Breakfast Time, over allegations that he sold white mice to a customer with the promise that they would turn into horses at midnight. It sees the BBC's consumer expert, Lynn Faulds Wood (playing herself), attempting to quiz Del for misleading Mr Buttons, described by Del as a "wally in a funny hat", about some mice he had sold him with the promise that they would turn into horses. After failing to persuade her to go out with him for a curry, Del quickly leaves.

Episode cast

Actor	Character
David Jason	Derek Trotter
Lynn Faulds Wood	herself