Wikipedia:April Fools/April Fools' Day 2005/Cabal

A Cabalist in typical attire.

Welcome to the official headquarters of Wikipedia's cabal! We are a group of sysops and bureaucrats and developers. We are commanded into action by our good friend, Jimbo Wales! We, the undersigned agree to :D


Members

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1. John "Sockpuppet" Doe
2. Neutralitytalk 03:45, Apr 1, 2005 (UTC)
3. Goobergunch|? (zee non-sysop spy!) 05:06, 1 Apr 2005 (UTC)
π. Meelar (talk) 10:04, Apr 1, 2005 (UTC)
4. Scott Gall 05:24, 2005 Apr 1 (UTC)
5. Radiant! (talk) 05:28, Apr 1, 2005 (UTC)
6. I27.O.O.l 06:49, 1 Apr 2005 (UTC) (Do you have to be logged in to join?)
7. please note that real members of the cabal identify each other by forehead tattoos in a color that only the initiated can see. These tasty meatsnacks users only THINK they're in the cabal. Or maybe that's just what they want you to think.
7. User:Jimbo Wales Node 18:08, 1 Apr 2005 (UTC)
8. Comrade Nick @)---^-- 07:56, 1 Apr 2005 (UTC)
9. Goose 09:52, 1 Apr 2005 (UTC) New member of the cabalists
0-0. There is no cabal, that is all.
42 Arthur Dent
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