Wikipedia:Songs about Wikipedia/Vandal In A Spin

Vandal In A Spin
To the tune of Elton John's Candle In The Wind

Goodbye User: 3
Though I never knew you at all
You had the sense to vandalize
While others added more
They tried to track you down
But their attempts were really quite lame
They tried to block you out but you
Never even changed your name

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a vandal in a spin
Never knowing whose page you were now ruining
And I would have liked to have stopped you
But I had just signed in
Your account was blocked out
Long before
You finally ceased to grin

Fatties of the world
The hardest page you ever made
The language was offensive to
People of every age
Every joke you made
Was perfectly placed and displayed
All comments and insults were
Most carefully conveyed

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a vandal in a spin
Never knowing whose page you were now ruining
And I would have liked to have stopped you
But I had just signed in
Your account was blocked out
Long before
You finally ceased to grin

Goodbye User: 3
Though I never knew you at all
You had the sense to vandalize
While others added more
And goodbye User: 3
From the online site that continues to grow
You’re seen as more than just another vandal,
More than just your average Joe.

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a vandal in a spin
Never knowing whose page you were now ruining
And I would have liked to have stopped you
But I had just signed in
Your account was blocked out
Long before
You finally ceased to grin

Your account was blocked out
Long before
You finally ceased to grin