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Original text: "Weird Al" Yankovic's Amish Paradise.
New text: T-borg
- As I surf through the site where I started my page
- I take a look at my watchlist and realize there's been a change
- But that's just perfect for a 'Pedian like me
- You know, I shun fancy things like originality
- At 4:30 in the morning I'm fightin' trolls,
- Right there, out on a spree, on a Twinkle patrol, fool
- And I've been fightin' and fixin' so long that
- even Jimmy Wales might say my mind is gone
- I'm a Grognard Extraordinaire, I'm into discipline,
- Got a laptop on my lap and some software within
- But if I finish all of my tasks and you finish thine
- Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 2009.
- A local boy vandalised "Weird Al" last week
- We just smiled at him and we turned the other cheek
- We really don't care, in fact we wish him well
- 'Cuz if he does it again he'll be gone for quite a spell
- But I ain't never bit a newbie, they don't deserve it
- A 'Pedian with a 'tude? Y'know that's unheard of
- We have edit buttons and if we smell a rat
- We let the admins know to quickly get them back, fool
- If you come to visit better check your hearts
- 'Cuz censorship's been extinct forever in these parts
- But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
- We're just ideologically impaired
- We've got Fairies, Trolls, and Arbiters,
- Like a massive RPG
- Yet we've still war and ECT
- Just like good ol' reality
- Finishin' the entries, cleaning up the clutter
- Made an FA Monday, soon we'll make another
- Think you're really pesky, think you're really smart
- Well we know you're a million times as weaker than we art
- We're the Super 'Pedia that the EB tries to be like
- On our PCs day and night, watching stars flaring up the night
- So don't complain and don't be whiny
- And get to work fixing all those stubs that are oh, so very tiny
- We've been spendin' most our lives
- Livin' in a Wiki Paradise
- We all know that paper bites
- Livin' in a Wiki Paradise
- There's no bleeps or flashing lights
- Livin' in a Wiki Paradise
- Still you'd probably think it's tight
- Livin' in a Wiki Paradise
- We've been spendin' most our lives