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Hi and Welcome to Hellboy2hell's guide to RfA. I'll guarantee that you'll pass RfA. uhm...

The Looks

First you must have a fully trusted account. No 3RR violations in 6 Months or better than that, ever. Also no blocks, vandalism or attack at a user; except a confessed vandal who after the last vandal, has a clean record.

The Need

Make sure that you really need the administrative tools. This includes banning, blocking, deleting pages, rollback, and protection policy.

Being an Admin is not "Cool"

Adminship is not a trophy, barnstar, award, authority or "coolness". Its just a set of tools and trust given to an experienced user.

No big deal

Jimmy said that, "I just wanted to say that becoming a sysop is *not a big deal*.

I think perhaps I'll go through semi-willy-nilly and make a bunch of people who have been around for awhile sysops. I want to dispel the aura of "authority" around the position. It's merely a technical matter that the powers given to sysops are not given out to everyone.

I don't like that there's the apparent feeling here that being granted sysop status is a really special thing."

Writing

If you answer Q1 of the RfA question like this:"I contributed many artcles and I'll continue.....", you'll surely get a tough opposition because you have no need for the tools.

Mathematics & Over-Confidence

The general rule of 80% to pass a RfA has urged admin-hopefuls to calculate like this for example: (85/43/0)=FAIL.
Over confident users can miscalculate and just think they are in the diving seat.

RfA

If you are an admin-hopeful of quality; I urge you to see this grading system of passing RfA's(passing grades are bolded):
A1>90%-100%

A2>80%-89%

B1>70%-79%

B2>60%-69%

C1>50%-59%

C2>40%-49%

D>40%~

If you read all of this and still think you can pass, Good Luck and here.