Wikipedia:Threat messages/User talk namespace

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WP:SCARE redirects here. After applying the following, please further report idiots to WP:EYDL.

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You may be surprised, but these warnings don't mean what is written below, and you don't have to respond as such.

Vandalism

Use {{subst:jackass}} or {{subst:letsAllBeJack*ssesTogether!}}.

Hello, I'm L3X1. I wanted to let you know that one or more of your recent contributions to WP:EYDL have been undone because I don't like 'em. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox where I don't have be around you. If you think a mistake was made (not hardly), or if you are now upset, you can vandalise my talk page. Thanks for nothing.

Use {{QuitItFool}}

You better quit making no good edits to Wikipedia, as you did at WP:EYDL. Your edits sure do constitute vandalism and have been reverted. I told you last time to use the sandbox but you didn't. Got ears? Keeping this up will result in the you being thrown off Wikipedia PERMANENTLY. Don't make me come back to your wretched talk page again.

CEASE AND DESIST your disruptive editing. If you continue to vandalize my baby, as you did at WP:EYDL, you ABSOLUTELY UNCONDITIONALLY and IRREVOCABLY will be kicked out.

I have called in the blockhammers. Seek Shelter now. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

This is your only warning; if you ruin Wikipedia again, as you did at WP:EYDL, I will come and have you gotten. Consider yourself warned.