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Wikipedia is not Michael Shumacher
editsee wikipedia is not The Stig
Wikipedia is not repetitive
editSimple enough
Wikipedia is not the place to blow your teacher
editBecause they dont like you.
Wikipedia is not a brand of soda
editAnd even if it was, nobody would buy it because it sucks (like Duncan).
Mountain Dew is better.
Wikipedia is not Kendrick Lamar
editWe won't disappear for 5 years.
Wikipedia is not your mom
editsorry, couldn't resist
Wikipedia is not a big truck
editIt's a SERIES of TUBES!
Wikipedia is not a urinal
editHey, you! Do that stuff over there, or there.
Wikipedia is not a sock
editI mean, does it smell bad? No! Then it's not a sock!
Wikipedia is not a graveyard
editSo don't put dead bodies in here.
Wikipedia is not behind you
editSo For the Love of God Don't Look. It's Your Mama there...
Wikipedia does not bite
editOw! ...Except, of course, if you want to bite the newbies.
Wikipedia is not Russian
editIn Soviet Russia, Wikipedia article edits YOU!
Wikipedia is not a place to get drunk
editAwwww, man. That's no fair.... but it's okay if we're drunk already, right?
Wikipedia is not a swimming pool
editCannonball!!!! Aww, crap! I broke my computer. hehehe
Wikipedia is not your great aunt Agnes
editThank God!
Wikipedia is not God.
editGod is.
Wikipedia is still not God
edit(Insert prominent figure in your religion here, e.g. Jesus. For atheists, use Invisible Pink Unicorn) is.
Wikipedia is not not God
editIt has pocket lint, and no tea.
Wikipedia is not a place to boost one's ego
editPerhaps this one should be officially added, now that the edit count tools are whack, and considering that the vast majority of editors are non-notable individuals.
Wikipedia is not a sexual lubricant
editNo explanation needed.
But knowing some of the stuff here could theoretically get you laid.
Wikipedia is not just for Christmas
editIt is for life. Don't let the kids sit on it or pull it by the tail.
Wikipedia is not a giant, blue and green striped, pink and purple polkadotted, odorous, pizza-covered, telephone-eating, lederhosen-wearing, Republican, bloodstained homicidal soda-sippin' piece of shit maniac named Bob
editThis follows from the fact that Wikipedia is not Republican.
Wikipedia is not a spoon
editBut you can still eat soup with it, although it might be wise to invest in a new computer. Also, Wikipedia is there, as opposed to the spoon.
Wikipedia is not a duck
editBeing an encyclopedia, it could not possibly look, swim, or quack like a duck.
Wikipedia is not a place for an argument
editYes it is. No it isn't. Yes it is. No it isn't.
That's not an argument, that's just a contradiction!
No it's not.
Yes it is. An argument is an intellectual process, intended to establish a proposition. That's not just saying, "No it isn't".
Yes it isnt.
No, it isn't.
Look -- if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.
DUNCAN <dead argument sketch continues in random order ad infinitum>
Wikipedia is not repetitive
editWikipedia is not a window shade
editYou can't use it to darken your house. Well, you could print out articles and use those, but Wikipedia itself is not a shade. Don't even think about it.
Put down the pull cord and step away from the glass.
Wikipedia is not on the internet
editUsefulness? On *my* INTERNET?!
NB: It's more likely than you think!
Wikipedia is not eadable
editIf you want to want to eat crap, go eat the real stuff, not the virtual stuff.
Wikipedia is not spell checked
editEdible.
Wikipedia is not an online encyclopedia that comes in many languages and can be edited by users
editOh, wait. It is. Never mind.
Wikipedia is not ON WHEELS!!
editAnymore, that is. Now that Willy on Wheels is gone.
Oh, no I'm not!--Willy on Wheels (ON WHEELS!)
Wikipedia is not a flotation device
editIn the event that someone is drowning, do not throw Wikipedia to him/her. This will only make matters worse (see electrocution).
Wikipedia's Javascript doesn't mean be hyper
editPerk!Perk!What?Blah!Let'splay!PLAYPLAYPLAY!*thud-snoooooooore*
Wikipedia is not.
editIt just is not. It was, but that didn't work so well.
Wikipedia is snot.
editWait..
Wikipedia is not for everyone
editPlease consult your doctor before starting Wikipedia. Do not use if under the influence of alcohol. Serious side effects, such as vandalism, explosion of cranium due to overflow of knowledge, or extreme headaches, may occur. If you experience an erection lasting longer than four hours, consult your doctor. Do not drive or operate heavy machinery while using Wikipedia. If you start experiencing discoloration of your right toes, discontinue use of Wikipedia and consult a doctor.
Wikipedia is for everyone
editPlease do not consult your doctor before starting Wikipedia. Use if under the influence of alcohol. Serious side effects may not occur. Do drive or operate heavy machinery while using Wikipedia. When you start experiencing discoloration of your right toes, continue use of Wikipedia and don't consult a doctor.
Wikipedia is snot for everyone
editBecause everyone needs more snot, of course.
Wikipedia is not my beautiful house
editNor is it my beautiful wife.
Wikipedia is not the call of the Seventh Trumpet of the End Times
editIt does, however, hang out with war, famine, death, and pestilence.
Wikipedia is not the Governor of California
editHasta la vista, one-liners!
Wikipedia is not gay
editDespite the assertion of many a vandal, Wikipedia is not gay. He is in fact going out with google.com. I heard he got her pregnant!
Well, I don't know about ^him, but I heard they broke up.
Wikipedia is not in the process of sucking
editDepending on what your reply is, you could suffer... *cocks shotgun* Any Questions?
Wikipedia is not also in the process of blowing
editDo note that although this is the alternative of sucking, you should think accordingly as to whether it does or does not blow. *waves shotgun*
Wikipedia is not the wind in Vietnam
editSee two previous entries. Also, it won't love you long time.
Wikipedia is not the place for non sequiturs
editThe sky is blue.
Wikipedia is not my shotgun
editIt isn't really possible to blast your enemies in the face with Wikipedia, although additional cardiovascular damage may occur as a result, making it roughly as dangerous.
Wikipedia is not a game
editToo many people think it is.
Wikipedia is not a carrot
editWikipedia is also not Britannica, nor is it a radish.[1]
You can't use Wikipedia to make your life as easy as breathing. It leads to serious problems.
Yup.....what were you expecting something funny? Well your not gunna get it cuz it really isn't deodorant.
Don't throw it on the floor and let people fall on it.
Wikipedia is not any kind of fruit or vegetable
editWikipedia is not The Matrix
editAlthough it is an alternate reality of sorts.
Wikipedia will not help you lose weight
editWikipedia is not a pipe
editOr, as the French would say, Wikipédia n'est pas une pipe.
Wikipedia is not sold in stores
editSo call now! The next fifty callers receive a free Wiktionary! Sorry, no CODs
no, it ain't gonna take it, Wikipedia's not gonna take it, anymore
Wikipedia is not a member of The Solar Federation.
editBut thanks for letting us know you have assumed control
Wikipedia is not a scientologist
editNot since that arbcom ruling.
But it is a cult.
Wikipedia is not not not not not an encyclopedia
editOf course it's not not not not not. It is, however, not not not a fruit, and it's not not going to be on the test.
No, Wikipedia is not the rule of double negation
editNo, no, it is not.
Wikipedia is not Wikipedia
editWait, that's not right...
Wikipedia is not yo mama
editIf Wikipedia tells you to do something, you don't necessarily have to do it. Now clean your room!
Wikipedia is not The Flying Spaghetti Monster
editPlease don't get your friends to worship it, please.
Wikipedia is not radioactive
editOkay? It's safe. Just take off that damn protection suit, it smells like your ugly face!
Wikipedia is not Cyndi Lauper's house
editNo girl should just wanna have fun here. This is serious business!
Wikipedia is not The Price is Right
editCome on down all you want, but you aren't winning a new car anytime soon.
I'll take "Wikipedia" for $200.
Wikipedia is not Wheel of Fortune
editIt isn't a place for buying any vowels, either.
Wikipedia is not supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
editWikipedia is not the Paris Hilton Fanclub
editGo to Jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.
Pick that up!
Wikipedia is not suitable for vegetarians
editIt also isn't suitable for people with nut allergies.
Wikipedia is not The Weakest Link
editYou are, goodbye.
Wikipedia is not Final Fantasy X
editThere is no pilgrimage to becoming the high administrator, no maestor Wales to overthrow, no aeonpuppets to summon, and no overdrive edits to perform. The dead do not become fiends. No Wikiknights are battling Sin. You can't increase your power by negotiating the edit grid.
And on a further note, Wikipedia is not Final Fantasy XI
Wikipedia is not a Big Brother contestant
editSo you can't nominate it for eviction. But you can nominate the stupid contestant's pages for deletion. Or be bold and redirect them to the article of the Big Brother season they appeared. Unless of course they have been all over the news for saving baby seals, or they happen to be best friends with Paris Hilton, or written a best seller, or did the nasty with Richard Hatch. Other than those things, there is no reason to have individal articles on Big Brother contestants just for being on/or winning the show! Get a life.
Wikipedia is not a phone-in competition
editBut, if it was, they'd either be won by someone who works for Wikipedia[2] or have already chosen the winner before closing the lines[3].
It also follows that they'll also rig phone-in polls as well[4], or charge more than they should for those votes[5].
Besides, if it was a phone-in competition, the winner will be someone who works behind the scenes, without the host's knowledge[6]. Either that, or say the show with less votes is the winner[7] and be fined less than they made[8].
Wikipedia is not a Salmon
editBecause it had to be done.
Wikipedia is not a place for putting long funny lists
editSo what is this then?
Wikipedia is not Barbie Girl
editYou can't brush its hair, or undress it anywhere.
Wikipedia is not an Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
editit's not a catchy song either.
Wikipedia is not a football
editIt's a stone, Luigi! You didn't make it!
Wikipedia can't save Koridai
editIt is written: Only Link can defeat Ganon.
Wikipedia is not Burger King
editYou can't always have it your way here, sorry.
You won't be assimilated. Just your knowledge. You can go on about your business. Move along.
Wikipedia is not Donkey Kong
editIt will not throw barrels.
Wikipedia has 99 bitches and ain't a problem with one[9]
Wikipedia does not look good on the dancefloor
editAnyway, that's Alex Turner out of the Arctic Monkeys' job.
Wikipedia is not a purple monkey dishwasher
editNor is it a cheese-eating surrender monkey.
Wikipedia is not My Chemical Romance
editWHEN IT WASNT!
MOAR SAUCE
Wikipedia is not old copypasta is old
editWikipedia is not your bitch
editYOU WISH!
Wikipedia is not the place to look for the meaning of life
editThat's on Wiktionary
Seriously
Wikipedia is not fo' urban languages
editSo get ya shitty pants o' ma articlez, or y'ain't be breathin' anymo'. Come o', man, ya heard me, get t'hell outta ma encyclopediah.
Wikipedia is not repetitive
editWikipedia is not the place to swear
editWhile Wikipedia is not censored, there is no fucking need to swear for no fucking reason.
Wikipedia is not claustrophobic
editNot funny!
pikiWedia is also not a space for ploonerisms, mo natter fow hunny they are. Seliousry. me Wean it. Necause there are bumerous editors tomitted co vinding thilly sings in articles and theverting rem, you won't wet agay with it.
Wikipedia is not an organ donor
editWe're so selfish
Wikipedia is not asian
editDie hard American, baby
Wikipedia is a place to watch Monday Night Football
editNa Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na, Na Na, Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na, Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun! Are you ready for some football!?
Wikipedia is not for figuring out the tattoo on your girlfriend's ass
editEven if it refers to a minor river in Romania.
Wikipedia is not even supposed to be here today!
editMy girlfriend's orally pleasured 37 men...no, not in a row! DodgerOfZion (talk) 07:21, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
Wikipedia is not from New Jersey
editSo don't ask which exit. DodgerOfZion (talk) 07:21, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
Wikipedia does not own itself
editNeither has it been on fire since 1962.
Wikepedea is nut the plaice two miss speel wurds
editallwas ooze a spilling chequer too macke shure that ewe speel you're sentuncas corectally.
Wikipedia is not a Communist
editIt may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but it is not a porn star!
Whch s why ths sntnc s Whch s why ths sntnc s wrttn wtht n.
Wikipedia is not repetitive
editWikipedia isn't not able to say Candlejack
editWikipedia is not a Brazilian timetraveller
editWe don't know what it refers to, either.
Wikipedia did not kill Kenny
editSo it is not a bastard.
Wikipedia did not kill Kennedy
editWikipedia did not shoot J.R.
editIn spite of what was revealed, we all know that little John Ross did it.[original research?]
Indeed, it's not always painless. Although it does bring home many changes...
As ZX Spectrum fans know, nothing ever is. Not even stonkers.
Wikipedia is not a repository for fish puns
editCod knows, there's no plaice for such nonsense these dace.
- I don't wish to carp, but no self-respecting Wikipedian would bream of writing such pollocks in any case.
But you just lost.
I did?! fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-----
damn it
Doesn't this make you win it though? http://xkcd.com/391/
It isn't in ur compootr edditn ur filez.
Wikipedia never loses its concentration or gets distracted in the middle of an -- oooh.... a butterfly....
Wikipedia is not a lumberjack
editWikipedia is not mindfuck
editWIKIPEDIAAA
So, bricks won't be shat, when you see this.
Wikipedia is not Perry McCarthy
editBecause he's The Stig
Wikipedia is not the Stig's Cousin
editWikipedia is not any of the following:
- The Stig's Southern American Cousin
- The Stig's Environmentalist Cousin
- The Stig's Communist Cousin
- The Stig's Vietnamese Cousin
- The Stig's Truck Driving Cousin (i.e. Big Rig Stig)
- The Stig's African Cousin
- The Stig's Technology Cousin [dubious – discuss]
Although: Some [who?] say that wikipedia and The Stig both have matching tramp stamps laugh track and that if put into a cage wrestling match, they would both win... All we know is its called The Stig and Wikipedia
Wikipedia is not Linkin Park
editWikipedia is not tired of being what you want it to be.
Wikipedia is not Mindless Self Indulgence
editWikipedia has never wrote a gay song.
Wikipedia is not your bloody offspring
editNeither is it your spouse.
Wikipedia is not your new bicycle
editAlthough Barack Obama is.
Wikipedia is not your jalopy
editAlthough John McCain is.
Wikipedia is not suitable for persons of a nervous disposition
editNor, in all likelihood, anyone else. :-)
Dead follows it.
Wikipedia can't be controlled.
Wikipedia is not a chicken
editThough it doesn't cross the road.
No one can see if you watched any mature articles.
Wikipedia is not real
editWhich, according to the modal realism of David Lewis... Can't touch this!
So put away that pokeball! (Piplup!)
Wikipedia is not a Mettaur
editDon't even think of charging that megabuster!
Wikipedia does not see dead people!
editWikipedia is not a FALCON PUNCH!
editOr else you wouldn't be able to read this.
Wikipedia is not a place to insult others for making really tiny mistakes
editBut if you look 4 sections higher, you'll see that someone forgot the accent on Pokémon. That guy was probably fucking its mother while making that.
Wikipedia is not a place to insult back people who are paranoid about small mistakes
editLook above this section and you'll see a cock mongler who's mother is also his aunt (don't get mad, get even).
Wikipedia is not a internet meme[citation needed]
editO RLY? YA RLY! SRSLY? Y SO SRS?
Wikipedia is not a place to keep insulting others if you did accidentally insulted them because they made a really tiny mistake, and thus, Wikipedia is not the place to keep creating sections in articles to impress the others
editIn b4 a longer title.
shut up you dumb whore learn to spell
Wikipedia is not an encyclopedia[citation needed]
editBecause enclopedias do not need to source obvious information[citation needed]. Grass is green[citation needed], the sky is blue[citation not needed], ice is white[citation needed], Wikipedia is full of silly people[citation needed].
- Actually, most, but not all, grasses are predominantly (but not entirely) green because chloroplasts are green.[citation needed] The sky isn't blue, refraction of sunlight makes it look blue[citation needed] (if human eyes were more evenly sensitive across the visible spectrum, the sky would be purple with a blue tinge[citation needed]). Ice from pure water is actually clear[citation needed], but looks blue (not white) for similar reasons[citation needed]. But the author surely knew that.[citation needed]
Wikipedia is not naught
edit...contrary to popular belief.
Allthough there are editors whose battlecry is DELETE!
So it will not ex-ter-min-ate you."DEELEETEE!"
- nor is it a cyberman
Wikipedia is not The Master
editBut you will obey it. YOU WILL OBEY IT.
Wikipedia is not a stone
editIt's a football! I chiseled it!
Wikipedia is not your father's Oldsmobile
editThis is the new generation of Wiki.
Wikipedia is not a beautiful and unique snowflake.
editWikipedia is the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and is all part of the same compost pile.
Wikipedia is not Mama Luigi!
editThat's Mama Wiki to you, reader!
Wikipedia is not a cup of Coffee
editStarbucks is better anyways.
So it will not promise cake.
Wikipedia is not a wiki
editOh, wait, yes it is. Sorry, my mistake. While it turns out there're many, many wiki wiki, and that WikiMedia is subject to swinging, still, I'm married to my articles.
Which means that you won't see adverts instead of articles[10].
Wikipedia is not the place to forget
editWikipedia is not a stranger to love
editBut it knows the rules. And so should you.
A full commitment by your edits is what we are thinking of
You wont get this from any other guy
We dont want to tell you how we are feeling (unless the server crashes, then we're all sad)
Got to make you understand that you cant vandalise wikipedia
Wikipedia is not a license to abuse the rules of language
editSpellcheckers and such, hmmm. Apparently someone went through the trouble to create these tools, so why should it trouble me to take the time to learn how to use them effectively? Yeah, there are numerous editors combing through WP articles, willing to clean up our grammatical messes. But why test this diffusion of responsibility? Why not bring along my own pooper-scooper?
Wikipedia is not a pooper-scooper
editDo I need explain?
Wikipedia is not the place for blank sections
editWikipedia is not repetitive
editSimple Enough
Wikipedia is not repetitive
editSimple Enough
Wikipedia is not repetitive
editSimple Enough
Wikipedia is not repetitive
editWikipedia is not Himeko Nonohara in Disguise
editBut then why is it beeping?
Wikipedia is not Immanuel Kant
editWhat's the difference between the Great Unthinking Masses and a triangle? A triangle has three points.
A job as a comedian is on des cartes I think.
Move along.
Wikipedia is not the place for inane lists of meaningless crap
edit... then what the hell is this page here for?
Though it may be self aware.
Wikipedia is not run by Chuck Norris
editIf it's not in the Chuck Norris facts, then it's not true.
Chuck Norris Fact number 38:Editors don't run Wikipedia. Chuck Norris runs Wikipedia. -unsigned post signed by Some vandal hat hates Wikipedia (talk)
Oh be quiet. -.-
Wikipedia is not Gordon Brown
editCould be true but I reckon it's more like George Bush.
It's the Other Wiki, so stop posting egregious trivia sections in the main articles. And there IS such a thing as notability.
- This Troper agrees!
- Actually, it's THAT Other Wiki.
- To be fair, it could be THIS Other Wiki.
- This Troper points out that YOU'RE the other wiki.
Wikipedia is not a Time Lord, nor is it Haruhi Suzumiya, Evangelion, or a Xanatos Gambit by Jimbo Wales
editWikipedia is not just for breakfast anymore
editPart of a balanced diet includes plenty of Wikipedia, so any time is the right time for Wikipedia!
Wikipedia is not a Kentrosaurus
editbut it is heavily revamping the page.
Wikipedia is not James Cameron
editit did not make Avatar, and we have more originality.
Wikipedia is not Gordon Freeman
editSo don't expect it to kill headcrab zombies for you
Wikipedia is not a Mudkip
editNuf said.
Wikipedia does not make lotsa spaghetti!
editIt can only make toast at the moment.
Wikipedia doesn't host the Angry Video Game Nerd.
editAnd its PUTRID ANAL SH*T COMING OUT OF A RHINOCEROS A**HOLE because of it.
- but when the server crashes, we act like him
Wikipedia is not Giygas
editBut you still can't grasp the true form of Wikipedia's attack
Wikipedia is not a Dacentrurus
edityeah, it's not,
Wikipedia is not a Gigantspinosaurus
editum, yeah, it isn't
Wikipedia is not a Tuojiangosaurus
editThese stegosaur jokes are just getting old now!
Wikipedia is not Billy Mays
editAlthough they did hang out a lot.
Wikipedia is not a naut
editof any sort
Wikipedia is not a Maggot
editTHE SOLDIER AGREES!
Wikipedia is not Blackout from the 2007 Transformers Movie
editbut it is nearly as cool as him
Wikipedia does not play The Spy
editIt plays the Heavy Weapons Guy
What the heck?
Wikipedia is not an encyclopedia (part 2)
editA proper encyclopedia wouldn't have FAKE STORIES in it.
So it doesn't claim that whoever wins it is "The World Champion" when all the entrants are from one country.
Wikipedia Is Not-a Luigi
editThat's-a Mama Luigi to you, Mario!
Wikipedia was not phone
editTHEN WHO WAS PHONE!?
Wikipedia will never ever ever ever ever write a song about the Sibbie
editWikipedia freakin' hates the Sibbie!
Wikipedia is not a doctor.
editIt's a real doctor!
Likewise, Wikipedia is not The Doctor
editIt does not hate Daleks or Cybermen. After all, Wikipedia is not a Time Lord.
Because we all know that the CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!!!
Wikipedia is not a birth-control aid
editEnough said.
Wikipedia is not Antisocial
editBut it does speak several foreign languages.
Wikipedia ain't fer ken-tract-shuns
editNer is it fer back-wuds di'lect!
Wikipedia is not The Greased-Up Deaf Guy
editSo stop chasing it!
Wikipedia is not a Spandvut
editThe word doesn't even exist anyway.
Wikipedia is not Buzz Lightyear
editBut it does go to infinity and beyond.
Wikipedia is not Paris Hilton
editSo don't hunt it down trying to assassinate it.
Wikipedia is not Leia's Metal Bikini
editAnd it knows that there are people out there who wish it was.
Wikipedia is not a Seal
editIt's not a sea dwelling mammal either.
- Wikipedia is also not Seal. However, it will never survive unless we get a little crazy.
Wikipedia is not George Orwell
editNeither was it created in 1984.
It likes to eat any kind of animal.
Wikipedia is not a Stegosaurus
editOh, SHUT UP about the stegosaur jokes!
Wikipedia is not a Tyrannosaurus
editIt is king of the Encyclopedias, not king of Dinosaurs.
Wikipedia is not real
editYes it is.
Wikipedia is not German
editIt hates Nazis.
Wikipedia is not John McClane
editBut it will still say "Yippee Ki-yay motherf*cker!" if you want it to.
But Wookieepedia is.
Wikipedia is not Jurassic Park
editThere aren't dinosaurs in here, oh wait!
Wikipedia is not a repository for Animal dropping samples
editEww.
It dosen't mess itself up.
Wikipedia is not a Giant enemy crab
editAs such, it does not have real-time weapon change, and you cannot attack its weak point for massive damage.
Wikipedia is not Ridge Racer
editSee previous entry.
It ain't gonna drag you behind the milk rack and make you dance.
Wikipedia is not your GameBoy
editAnyone get the reference? Anyone?
Wikipedia is not a sperm bank
editSo shake it somewhere else.
Wikipedia is not responsible for the loss of any valuables
editSo please make sure you keep them safe
Wikipedia is not Metallica
editWikipedia is not off to Never-Never Land.
Wikipedia is not the Walrus
editHowever, it is the eggman. Goo Goo G'joob
Wikipedia is not Nazi Germany
editAll evidence to the contrary.
Wikipedia is not Modern Warfare 2
editSo it doesn't have ridiculously underpowered weapons, broken ironsights, failed experiments or campers.
Wikipedia is not Halo: Reach
editThere was no public beta.
Wikipedia is not the Soviet Union
editAgain, all evidence to the contrary.
No explanation.
Wikipedia is not Peter The Great
editNor did he banish his sister, Wiktionary.
Wikipedia is not a place for unproved rumors
editSnopes is.
Wikipedia does not like fishsticks
editSo it is not a gay fish
Wikipedia is not Battlefield: Bad Company 2
editBut it does have awesome weapons, destructible scenery, more awesome weapons and awesome vehicles.
Wikipedia is not That Guy With The Glasses
editSo it doesn't have Comic book reviewing sleuths with magic guns, A guy with glasses who hates bat credit cards, Spoony bards, or general insanity
Wikipedia is not Roadside Picnic
editSo there are no subplots.
Wikipedia is not Pyramid Head
editthank God.
However, it is Eggman. wait, wasn't this done before?
Wikipedia is not a video camera
editWikipedia is not Banjo-Kazooie
editWikipedia is not a Soapbox
editoh wait, that's official policy.
Wikipedia is not using lots of sockpuppets
editWikipedia is not the answer
editYou must search within yourself to find the answer.
Wikipedia is not Wikipedia
editA PARADOX! GET OUT OF THE UNIVERSE! *warps*
Wikipedia did not hit her!
editIt's not true! It's bullshit! Wikipedia did not hit her! It did not.
- Oh, hi Mark.
But you probably should keep your stupid comments in your pocket.
Don't you mean Owl?
Wikipedia is not the 256th entry on this page
editThis entry is on a page that is on Wikipedia (now I'm confused).
Wikipedia is not the ruler of the world
editNot yet.
Wikipedia is not Spock.
editWikipedia is not the place to look for Emma Watson's Phone number
editFor real! People have asked!
But you still can run around randomly destroying other people's hard work if you wish to.
Wikipedia does not exist
editWhen your browser clicked on the Wikipedia link, your computer started emitting fumes that made you imagine that you were on an encyclopedia anyone can edit. You are not, actually, and are instead looking at a "This page was not found" error.
Wikipedia is not a guitar
editbut if it was it would be tuned in drop-D
Wikipedia is not a Neo-Nazi escort service
editAcoording to Fetchcomms and yes, someone tried to use it that way
Wikipedia is not a toy
editSo it won't help destroy the Elder Race of Man.
You probably thought Wikipedia was alive.
editNope. It's not. It's dead. It's been taxidermized by Chuck Testa.
Wikipedia is not Dwarf Fortress
editSo no killing elves, no magma traps, no Giant Cave Spiders, no violating laws of physics, no-
A section of the cavern has collapsed!
Urist McAnon, Contributor has been crushed under falling rock.
It does not mess up Rome.
Wikipedia is no place for humor
editEverything is very serious here and we are all terrifically important.
Wikipedia is not LittleBigPlanet
editWikipedia is not a Baron von Raschke interview
editUnless you are a deletionist or associated with an article's subject, then "Dat is all dat da people need to know" is the order of the day.
Wikipedia is not valid in states where prohibited by law
editCheck whether local restrictions apply.
Wikipedia is not a place to praise the Vegan Teacher
editWe are considering a ban on Minecraft Skeletons.
Wikipedia is not a blog site
editReferences
edit- ^ "Wikipedia:Motto of the day/Nominations/Archive 1". pp. Item #22. Retrieved 2007-04-18.
- ^ "BBC News: BBC suspends phone competitions". Retrieved 2007-10-02.
- ^ "BBC News: Richard and Judy in quiz apology". Retrieved 2007-10-02.
- ^ "BBC News: Blue Peter says 'sorry' over cat". Retrieved 2007-10-02.
- ^ "BBC News: ITV admits X Factor vote mistake". Retrieved 2007-10-02.
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- ^ "CBBC Newsround: Ant and Dec in award faking row". Retrieved 2008-06-05.
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