Wikipedia:Wikisleeposis

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Wikisleeposis is a condition seen in extreme Wikipediholics. Wikipedia editors with this condition never sleep because they spend so much time editing Wikipedia, and the few times they do sleep they dream about Wikipedia. This condition can be cured by not using Wikipedia 24 hours prior to going to bed.^{[citation needed]} A great example of an editor with Wikisleeposis is Thegooduser.

Symptoms

Having any of the following symptoms may be a sign that you have Wikisleeposis:

You watch a horror movie and dream about Wikipedia
You fail your math test because you daydreamed about Wikipedia
You fail to pay rent and now live in your mom's basement because you daydreamed about Wikipedia
You daydream about Wikipedia while you are on Wikipedia and while you are reading this article
You forget what Instagram is and mistake it for Wikipediagram
You forget to buy presents
You forget to go to school