Talk:Desperado (film)

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"El" is the spanish and means as much as "The". Hence refering to antonio banderas' character as "El" like if it was his name is wrong, someone should fix that. 84.126.16.210 (talk) 02:50, 13 December 2008 (UTC) Tobi

I agree entirely. I'll get to it in the next few days if no-one beats me to it. Novus (talk) 22:10, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

Also, note that when Bucho refers to El Mariachi as "manito" it is likely a contraction of the word hermanito, which means little brother in spanish. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 64.134.71.102 (talk) 17:49, 22 October 2010 (UTC)

What was the joke quesin told cheech in the bar?

Tarantino: Bar joke

This reminds me of a joke. This guy, he comes into a bar, walks up to the Bartender and says, "Bartender, I got me a bet for you. I'm gonna bet you Three- Hundred dollars that I can piss into that glass over there and not spill a single solitary drop." The Bartender says.. now one more time this glass is like a good ten feet away. He says, "Now wait a minute. Let me get this straight. Your trying to tell me you're gonna bet me Three-Hundred dollars that YOU can piss standing over here waaay over there, into that glass, and not spill a single drop?" The guy looks up smiling and says, "That's right." The Bartender says, "Young man you gotta bet!" The guy says, "O.K. here we go, here we go." He pulls out his thang. He's looking at the glass, man he's thinking about the glass, he's thinking about the glass, he thinks glass, he's thinking of the glass, think glass, thinking about his dick. Dick, glass. Dick, glass. Dick, glass. Be the glass. Dick, glass. Dick, glass. Dick, glass. And then 'SWOOOSH' . He let's it rip! And he's ..he's pissin' all over the place, man! He's pissin' on the bar.. he's pissin' on the stools, on the floor, on the phone.. on the Bartender.. He's pissing Everywhere EXCEPT the fucking glass!! Right. O.K. So, Bartender, He's laughing his fucking ass off, he's Three-Hundred dollars richer. He's like, "Ha Ha Ha Ha." Piss drippin' off his face. "Ha Ha Ha Ha" He says, "You FUCKIN' idiot, man. You everything EXCEPT the glass!! You owe me Three-Hundred dollars punta." And he goes, "Excuse me, just one, one second." Goes in the back of the bar, and in the back there's a couple of guys playing pool. He walks over to them... Comes back to the bar and goes, "Here you go Mr. Bartender, three." And the Bartenders like, "WHAT the fuck are you so happy about, you just lost Three-Hundred dollars you idiot?!" The guy says, "Well, you see those guys over there. I just bet them Five-Hundred dollars a PIECE, that I could piss on your bar, piss on your floor, piss on your phone, and piss on YOU, and not only would you be not mad about it...... you'd be happy..." That's some funny shit, huh! You'd be happy about it! enjoy.

-Thelibran

From http://tarantino.m4d.com/Sounds/desperado.shtml

Does anyone know what kind of jacket El is wearing in this movie? I like the scorpian design but havent been able to find any other information on the subject. If you can help, thank you. -Thelibran

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desesperado

es una pelicula fantastica —Preceding unsigned comment added by 24.34.88.184 (talk) 00:59, 27 January 2010 (UTC)