Talk:Safe house

My fiance parents have money on my head the last 4timesi moved I was found in 5 month period I have nowhere safe to go my family's all pretty much dead I'm scared I don't want to die I'm only 39 years old

Wikiproject Law Enforcement tag

I removed the WP:LE tag because this article is not primarily about a Law Enforcement topic67.189.184.147 01:42, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

Osama bin Laden

I don't think bin Laden's compound was a safe house, even though it was called that by some in the media. It was just a hideout.--Jack Upland (talk) 05:50, 26 October 2015 (UTC)

In Fiction

We have the movie Safe House (2012) and a couple of episodes of 24 shows a safe house: http://24.wikia.com/wiki/Safe_house — Preceding unsigned comment added by B0ef (talk • contribs) 21:48, 20 April 2018 (UTC)

"spying undercover hitmen"

Warning: Humour Ahead !

You know, I always thought that being a hitman was a pretty straightforward job. You get a target, you take them out, and then you disappear into the night. But apparently, these days, hitmen need to have a whole range of skills to stay ahead of the game. Who knew that the ability to blend in with a crowd or hack into a computer system was just as important as being able to shoot straight?I can just imagine the recruitment process for these "spying undercover hitmen."

"Alright, Alice, we've seen your resume, and it looks like you've got some impressive experience as a sniper. But tell us, do you have any experience infiltrating enemy organizations and planting bugs in their headquarters?" I mean, where do they even find these people? Craigslist?

Honestly, the more I think about it, the more I'm convinced that "spying undercover hitmen" is just a fancy way of saying "really sneaky assassins." I mean, if you're good at your job, you don't need to spy on your targets beforehand, right? You just get in there and do the deed. But hey, maybe I'm just old-fashioned. Maybe in today's fast-paced world of espionage and contract killing, you need to be a jack-of-all-trades to succeed. Or maybe, just maybe, someone on Wikipedia was having a little too much fun with their thesaurus.

I want to emphasize that the above paragraphs were intended to be humorous and not meant to be taken seriously. I do not promote any illegal or unethical activities. Alexandria Bucephalous (talk) 12:12, 10 May 2023 (UTC)