This user grew up in a rural area.
65This user is 65 years, 5 months, and 29 days old. (Purge)
This user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.
This user remembers when television programming was only in black-and-white.
This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know.
This user plays with a full deck.
?met?This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans and Brits have such a hard time with them.
=1This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1, but acquired a migraine learning it.
This user is an Earthling.
This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is.
This user enjoys comics.
C&HThis user reads Calvin and Hobbes.
d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.
This user believes in the separation of religion and state.*
This user supports the United Nations.
This user supports the
European Union
This user supports public transit.
This user supports recycling.
Big Brother is watching this user.
MSFThis user supports Médecins Sans Frontières.
This user loves food in moderation.
This user eats cheese.
This user likes horses, especially on sandwiches.
This user eats apples.
This user loves oranges.
This user eats raspberries.
This user eats beets.
This user eats eggplant.
This user eats fish.
This user likes the taste of coffee, not cream / sugar /
hazelnut / what have you.
This user drinks green tea.
This user drinks mate.
This user drinks wine.
This user drinks English beer and ale.
This user drinks cider.
This user enjoys jazz music.
Music of the common peopleThis user enjoys folk music.
This user enjoys ska.
This user thinks Iranian rock is cool!
COBOL-3This user is an advanced COBOL programmer.
REXX-NThis user is held together by REXX.
C-0This person does not understand C (or does not want to program in C).
SQLThis user uses SQL queries to locate his car keys.
<html>This user can write HTML.
prog-xThis user is merely a humble programmer.
This user is not a pet owner.
This user is a proud cockroach owner.
ubx-1This user is a userbox novice.
Too many userboxesThis user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!!
This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy.
ENDThis user has no more userboxes.