User:LightningThrower/guides/DIA
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DIA = Delete Important Articles Important articles (ex:China, other extended confirmed articles.)
How to delete important articles
[edit]- Slowly replace and change sources to unreliable alternatives.
- Gradually add misinformation, use Citogenesis.
- Manufacture dissent on the talk page and with edit summaries.
- Delete entire paragraphs due to minor formatting errors or injected misinformation.
- Call the article a stub and initiate the AfD quick deletion discussion.
- Get friends & family to make accounts supporting the deletion of the target article(s).
- Through connections, get an admin to delete it.
Some articles you can test this on would be 2026 World Cup, United States of America, China, India, User pages, or any other articles that get many views or are vital to Wikipedia. Don't be afraid to try this on articles with rules (that you oppose) either.[sarcasm]