This is my userpage for use in transclusion.

CLEAN START

Littleb2009 no longer uses this account on Wikipedia.

Yes, I know this is really, really weird, but I'm having a clean start. I am having a clean start because:

I want to leave my newb mistakes behind.
I have understood most of the policies and I want to start knowing most of them.
I want to leave some of my grudges (e.g. against someone who got blocked for a day for editing my userpage in a way I didn't like) behind.
My userspace is really messy.

Don't try to find me, it will be hard.

Wikipedia:Babel

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该用户能以一般的中文进行交流。

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Welcome to my userpage, but don't consider vandalizing it because you'll have problems if you do.
If you really love vandalism, try vandalizing User:Littleb2009/Page for vandalism and vandalism only.

Um, hi. My username here is littleb2009. It's nice to see you come to my userpage.

I do things on Wikipedia. If you care about what, click here.

I unconditionally refuse to edit for pay.

Click here to purge this page of cache.

This is a Wikipedia user page.
This is not an encyclopedia article or the talk page for an encyclopedia article. If you find this page on any site other than Wikipedia, you are viewing a mirror site. Be aware that the page may be outdated and that the user in whose space this page is located may have no personal affiliation with any site other than Wikipedia. The original page is located at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Littleb2009/Templates/Littleb2009Page.

Everything other than that short part at the beginning

Wikimood

Vandalism information
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1.98 RPM according to EnterpriseyBot
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Miscellaneous things and stuff

My to-do list (Feel free to help!):

User:Littleb2009/To-Do list

Templates:

User:Littleb2009/Templates

Userboxes:

User:Littleb2009/Userboxes

You can request a userbox. Instructions are found on the userbox page.

RfA questions cheat sheet:

User:Littleb2009/RfA Questions Cheat Sheet

Essays:

User:Littleb2009/Essays

Be aware that some of the content in the above mentioned pages may be completely useless to some people. (But you should look at them first, to see if you find them useful.)

Accounts that are actually me

User:LittleSock2009 is me, used for humor (like this) and security ("editing from public Wi-fi").
User:LittleZilla is me, because everyone needs a 'zilla account.

Doppelganger accounts

To prevent impersonation by vandals.
User:Littleb2009. (Not registered; only redirects to my userspace.)
User:Littled2009

My fan club^[sarcasm]

This entire section is sarcasm. Anyway, because the absolute worst way to punish someone is public humiliation, I have listed all of the members of my "fan club" here.

198.133.125.135 for the "Sex worker accusation" award

198.133.125.135 called me, after I slapped a {{Uw-vandalism1}} on their page, a whore (prostitute).

95.232.118.126 for the "SHUT UP, IDIOT!!" award

Afer I cleared the sandbox, with their edits on it, 95.232.118.126 said I was an idiot. Then, they told me (in Italian), "I do as I want and you shut up!", obviously ignoring the notice on my talk page to mind WP:NPA.

85.186.112.190 for the "You are fat" award

After I reverted their vandalism, 85.186.112.190 mistakenly called me (And on an article!) a "fat obese where". I'm pretty sure they meant "whore". The link is now broken due to revision deletion.

2001:D08:1205:193E:CD31:D289:414C:2C60 for the "Edit filter triggerer" award

Even though I didn't do anything to them, 2001:D08:1205:193E:CD31:D289:414C:2C60 attempted to blank my user page, only to be caught by Filter 803.

IP editors, if you did not make these "compliments", then you may opt out of the "fan club" by posting on my talk page. But I have to confirm that it's no longer the "complimenter".

Me in some tiny little boxes

This user loves userboxes, like this pointless one.

Don't click this userbox.
You could be blocked for doing so.

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This user is not a Wikipedia administrator but would like to be one someday.

This user is not a Wikipedia bureaucrat, but would like to be one someday.

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This user has made N+ edits to Wikipedia.

This user fights vandalism.

Were this user to act in a foolish, trollish, or dickish way, they are open to being slapped with a large trout.

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This user is a native speaker of the English language.

Z

This user is a member of
Generation Z.

This user is not yet dead.
Please check back later...

This user is not a monkey, but is certainly related to some..

This user is a user, and that is kind of obvious.

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typo

This user is a member of the
Wikipedia Typo Team.

NOT BOT

This user is not a bot

This user feels physical pain when hearing others refer to Wikipedia as "Wiki".

This user supports the ban on smoking in public places.

This user wants to stop
global warming.

Hackers, beware. This user has a strong password.

RW

This user uses RedWarn to fight vandalism.

Service award progress

Currently, this editor has earned the Apprentice Editor service award.

To get to the next level, Apprentice Editor, level 2, she needs to meet the editing requirement.

Progress towards the next level (by edits): [ 149 / 250 ]

59.6% completed

Information about you

This is scary. Read on if you dare.

You are not logged in.You are logged in.
You are autoconfirmed.You are not autoconfirmed.
You are extended confirmed.You are not extended confirmed.
You are an admin.

Stop staring!

Stop staring at this page,
because instead of working on a backlog, you have been staring at this page since 09:11 Friday, November 15, 2024 UTC.

User:Littleb2009/Templates/Littleb2009Page