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This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all.
*This user can be found on most, if not all, IM networks!
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This user is using a variety of web browsers, all of them being EVIL!!
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This user contributes using Windows 7 x64.
This user uses Windows but just because most games are not released for Linux.
This user contributes using Slackware Linux.
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This user believes in certain conspiracy theories.
NGThis user has a Newgrounds Account.
Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!
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This user lives in the middle of Nowhere.
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らき☆すたThis user had attended the Ryōō High School Cultural Festival.

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無用!
This user doesn't need Tenchi, though admits is a fan.
This user is searching for paradise.
NGE This user found themselves in Neon Genesis Evangelion.
M Wild MissingNo. appeared!
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Nyuu...This user has already grown over 9,000 vectors.
GGThis user works for the Social Welfare Agency.
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Mind-flayer, fluffy is married. 💑
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This user is a Japanophilic gamer.
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This user uses Steam for digital distribution.
This user believes that video games are not as dangerous as parental ignorance of the rating system.
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PThis user plays Pokémon games.
This user plays pirated ROMs on an Emulator.
This user is still alive.
BYHDThis user is going to BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN with lemons!
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asm-NThis user is a native assembly language programmer.
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This user is a veteran of the
United States Army
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This user has deployed to Iraq as part of Operation Iraqi Freedom
This user is a combat-disabled veteran.
This user was awarded the U.S.
Army
Commendation Medal
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This user has been awarded the Army Good Conduct Medal.
This user has been awarded the Iraq Campaign Medal.
This user has been awarded the GWOT Service Medal.
This user has been awarded the Korea Defense Service Medal.
This user has been awarded the National Defense Service Medal.
This user has been awarded the National Defense Service Medal.
This user has been awarded the Army Good Conduct Medal.
EarthThis user has visited 5 countries of the world.5
This user has visited or driven through 9 of the 50 States and the District of Columbia.9
This user enjoys thinking in Four Dimensions.
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This user does not contribute by using a web browser. Rather, they upload material directly to the internet by using the awesome power of their mind.
This user used to live on Earth, but didn't like it much, so they left.
Go slowly insane as you sit and stare...


This user has insomnia.
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I'm suffering from extreme
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This user knows that because English is a living language, grammar and syntax are not fixed.
Majority ≠ right This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.
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MistEYkThis user does not always see their grammar mistakes. It would be nice of you to correct them.
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USage declineThis user uses American English, but is appalled at its rapid and continuing deterioration.


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This user is interested in psionics.
This user is a mystic.
This user spends most of his free time thinking about random things...
This user has one too many screws loose. We warned you.
For some reason this user always chooses the lift that doesn't want to go anywhere.
This user does drugs.
This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.
This user drinks tea.
This user drinks Mountain Dew.
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This user loves cake.
This user eats at SUBWAY and eats fresh.
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This user has been tested and is a Certified Nerd.
This user knows the dire side effects of dihydrogen monoxide.
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This user prefers cold weather.
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This user is an Experimental Physicist.
This user wishes advanced propulsion technology would stop being associated with popular culture and be taken seriously.
This user prefers to play games on a PC.
This user built their own PC.
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This user believes that all men are created equal.
Hanlon's RazorThis user never attributes to malice that which is best explained by stupidity.

Mind-flayer, fluffy was born on 21 May 1985 and is the doom of your mental cohesion, which is now being called into question. The creeping darkness at the edges of one's mind can often be attributed to fluffy, the mind-flayer. His name is always written in lowercase as to respect the disrespect in which the name was initially granted by the Kris Miller.

fluffy, the mind-flayer has also been distinguished as fluffy, the fluffiest one, and his singular appearance in video is listed under the ironic misspelling "tehfluffiestone" which is a simple video of two large ants found on a cement ledge before a PT formation in South Korea. He enlisted in the United States armed forces (specifically the  United States Army) on 06 June 2006 as a Bradley Fighting Vehicle Systems Maintainer and Track Vehicle Recovery Specialist. fluffy has been released from custody of the U.S. Armed forces as of 27 October 2011 having obtained the highest rank of Specialist as of 01 June 2008.

Education

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fluffy is a GED holder with no collegiate education. His military training includes U.S. Army Basic training, Bradley Fighting Vehicle Systems Maintainer course (91M, formerly 63M), Track Vehicle Recovery Specialist and M88 Recovery Vehicle Operator's course (H8), Combat Lifesavers Course, RG33L Systems Maintainer course, MBCOTM Systems Maintainers course.

Military Experience and Decoration

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fluffy is a combat veteran having served in OIF 08-10, is authorized to wear the 4th ID SSI and has been awarded the following decorations for his service:

fluffy has been assigned to three duty stations while serving in the U.S. Army.

fluffy has been part of two combat campaigns.

  • Operation Iraqi Freedom: Iraqi Surge, Ad Diwaniyah, Iraq - September 2008 through December 2008
  • Operation Iraqi Freedom: Iraqi Sovereignty, Basra, Iraq - January 2009 through September 2009