There are two reasons that I am named NachoDork.

  • I love Nachos.
  • I am a dork.


Userboxes about me in no particular order

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 This user is a member of WikiProject NASCAR.
PepsiThis user drinks Pepsi.
This user's species is a Red Fox. 
1/64This user enjoys collecting (or playing with) toy/model cars.
 This user is a member of the
Counter-Vandalism Unit.
  This user loves
Chevrolet.
 
 This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
 This user enjoys electronic music.
N C S This user is a NASCAR Cup Series fan.
N X S This user is a NASCAR XFINITY SERIES fan.
 This user has never been slurped up by aliens in the Bermuda Triangle.
 This user drinks Jones Soda.
 This user loves using Google Earth.
24This user is a Jeff Gordon fan.
 This user is a member of WikiProject Dogs, and he loves it!
GBThis user is a fan of the
Green Bay Packers
  This user supported both CART and the IRL.
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This user likes banging on the keyboard.
 This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.
cRap This user can't stand rap music.
 This user lives in the U.S. State of Colorado.
 This user wants to be your friend.
 This user is a Ferrari fan.
 This user loves hamburgers.
CupThis user thinks Buschwhacking has gotten out of control.
ChevyThis user is a Chevy fan.
 This user fears the clowns.
2This user is a Rusty Wallace fan.
USThis user uses American English.
 This user loves
Labrador Retrievers.
 This user is a Ford fan
  This user is a proud contributor to Uncyclopedia.
HWThis user enjoys collecting (or playing with) Hot Wheels cars.
 This user is a pyromaniac.
 This user loves brownies.
 This user drinks Mountain Dew.
  This user's favourite colour is blue.
 This user prefers to play games on a PC.
Siblings This user is an only child.
  This user is an omnivore.
pol This user dislikes the concept of politics.
Mmm, userboxes This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible.
... This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.
 This user is not a Wikipedia administrator but would like to be one someday.
C&HThis user reads Calvin and Hobbes.

Various stuff by me

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