UsaSatsui

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This user is a male.

This user is married.

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

es-1Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.

LJThis user maintains a LiveJournal  as @UsaSatsui.

This user is American; recognized ancestry ends at the border.

This user claims no Denominational affiliation. This user is a Christian.

Wiki-related

• It's really pretty simple:
• → Remain neutral ←
• → Don't be a dick ←
• → Ignore all rules←

This user tries to do the right thing. If he makes a mistake, please let him know.

This user is a proposed deletion patroller.

This user has rollback rights on the English Wikipedia. (verify)

This user is a Reichstag climbing patroller.

Thus user has a chainsaw, and will use it to prune articles or users that need it.

This user has been awarded zero one Barnstars on Wikipedia.

This user helps out newcomers.

This user is not a Wikipedia administrator but would like to be one someday.

This user enjoys cleaning up vandalism.

This user believes that process is important on Wikipedia and is opposed to its circumvention.

Content contributed by this user is released into the public domain.

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Computery stuff

GThis user will use Google before asking dumb questions.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

This user writes with Notepad.

Likes and Not-Likes

This user enjoys playing poker.

This user still enjoys playing
games on the NES.

VI	This user feels that Final Fantasy VI was the last great Final Fantasy.

This user likes to play Role-playing games.

D&D	This user plays Dungeons & Dragons.

ESPuchu Puchu Puchu Puchu Puchu Puchu!

This user lives in a warren on Watership Down.

Redwall

This user is a member of the Long Patrol.

8-Bit"I like Swords!"
"Welcome to Corneria."

B&G"Hey Mega Man. Wanna go do something stupid?"

FCThis user does not talk about Fight Club.

This user rejects your reality and substitutes their own!

¡This user knows the Chewbacca Defense and is not afraid to use it!

This user is not afraid of the Evil Monkey.

This user despises the New York Yankees.

BOSThis user is a fan of the
Boston Red Sox

ATHThis user is a fan of the
Athletics

SFThis user is a fan of the
San Francisco 49ers

NEThis user is a fan of the
New England Patriots.

Funny boxes I just like

This user believes that cats are NOT food.

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This user has a sense of humour and shows it through the use of userboxes.

sar-NThis user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?

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AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.

This user reserves the right to completely screw up his own edits.

This is a Wikipedia user page. This is not an encyclopedia article. This is a User page. Why on earth are you looking for encyclopedia articles in User space anyways? There's no way I'm notable enough for an article (note the red link, indicating no article about me), and this isn't my real name anyways. So...where was I? Oh, right. User page. Not article. Get it?

Heyo.

I'm still getting the hang of this user page thing.

I mean, look at my contributions. I've been here that long, and am only now getting to putting this thing into shape. You think it's bad now, you should have seen it before.

Oh, right, you can see how it was before. Well, go ahead. I'll wait.

See? It's much better now, isn't it?

I spend most of my time around WP:AFD and WP:PROD making smartassed comments and judicious opinions, though I sometimes check into the recent changes page...the bots get all the good vandalism, though. I also have a couple of articles I watch, and sometimes I'll help out rewriting an article for a newcomer. if they're the "What do I do to keep this page?" type and not the "YES MY ROCK-SMOKING BASED RELIGION/AFTER SCHOOL GROUP IS NOTABEL!" type.

If you need help with anything, leave me a note, I'll see what I can do for you.

My Wikipedia Thought of the Moment

I'm back. Or am I? Probably not. But I'm changing this anyways.

Articles I watch and/or have done significant work on

• The Wizard (film). This article is my baby. That doesn't mean I own it...we all have to let our little articles grow up someday. But I have been taking care of it for a long time, and if anything bad happens to it, I will go after the offender with a chainsaw.
• Save Toby. Toby is saved, and now his Wikipedia article is too. Did a lot of legwork for this one.
• Eviction. This one needs more work.
• It Takes a Thief (2005 TV series). Good show, sad it was canceled. Pretty easy to take care of, mostly need to undo the wikilinks on the show's hosts (they redirect back to the page).
• Secret Service codename. Rescued this poor baby from AfD. This one is the one I really think will take off if I (or other people) can just find the right sources.
• The Upsidedown. Another AFD I saved, did this for a newcomer whose band barely passed WP:BAND but didn't really know how to source it or write an article. I don't contribute here, since I really know nothing about them, but it is nice to see it's still up.
• Will Seltzer. Created this article about the actor who played the evil PI in The Wizard. Turns out he almost got the Luke Skywalker role that went to Mark "Walking Self-Parody" Hamill. Interesting.
• Abandonia. Really haven't done much here, but I think mentioning it is appropriate. I de-prodded and AFD'd this, and to my utter shock and surprise, the people at the site were calm, helpful, and handled the problems with the article to keep it. I also helped incorporate a merge too.
• 20-20-20 club. Another one I found while prod-patrolling. Chainsawed up this one good, hopefully it won't bloat out again. Watch it mainly to see if someone adds in some more hype.
• Wily & Right no RockBoard: That's Paradise. Because I know I can find some sources for this. Someday.
• Cabin Fever. Rewrote this in the wake of a Mythbusters episode when I found the article there was...well, lousy.
• Jim Braude. Frustrating...I know this article can be fleshed out, but I can't find anything besides, "He's a news anchor".
• Michele McPhee. Another WTKK host like Jim above. Surprised I had to make her page, myself. Both stubs need serious work.

Some other Wikipedia pages of interest (to me)

• Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Saxetism. Oh, wow, this one was just plain funny. It serves me right for arguing with trolls, though.
• Wikipedia:Miscellany for deletion/User:Zactaschetti. Best consensus ever.
• Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Crystal ball. Seemed like a clear delete to me (and if you don't understand, check the date...)
• Wikipedia:Snowball clause. Everyone's favorite!
• Wikipedia:Arguments to avoid in deletion discussions. If you go anywhere near an AfD, you need to read these. You'll get along much easier.

Random pointless, yet fun, Wiki-fluff

This editor is a Most Excellent Grognard, and is entitled to display the Wikipedia Vest Pocket Edition., but he'll be damned if he's giving up his squirrel-book.

		The Original Barnstar
		You do a little of this and a little bit of that on pages nobody notices, and thus nobody notices you. Until now. For 3000+ edits, and have no sign of achievement, enjoy your first Barnstar.King Bedford I Seek his grace 03:59, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

Since I need more space for my userboxes.

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