Aardvark Floquenbeam

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Again, welcome! Dweller (talk) Become old fashioned! 21:47, 30 March 2017 (UTC)

@Dweller: Thanks! Don't worry about the belated welcome, I'm even more belated actually creating this account. --Aardvark Floquenbeam (talk) 22:06, 30 March 2017 (UTC)

Welcome again!

Welcome!

Hello, Aardvark Floquenbeam, welcome Wikipedia! Hope little Aardvark Floquenbeam like. Here helpful pages:

• Hrair pillars Wikipedia
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• Er... what this for..? How write picky ?

Hope little user enjoy and edit smart like me! Please sign talk pages using, er ... many tildes (~~~~) ('zilla can only count to three, regret!). If helpless, check out questions wikipedia, ask on Fish talk, or put {{help me}} on own talk, get help soon. Again, welcome!  darwin^fish 10:17, 1 April 2017 (UTC).

• Er... [dubiously] Young Aardvark terrorize villagers at all? [Backs away slightly.] darwin^fish 10:23, 1 April 2017 (UTC).

Aarvark Floquenbeam only terrorizes villages of ants. Fish, even those with legs, are safe. --Floquenbeam (talk) 14:43, 3 April 2017 (UTC)

WP:RfB

In preparation for your future RfB, perhaps you could answer this preparatory RfB-type question.

Please will you assess the consensus in the following elections: Trump, Brexit, Kim and any election involving Church of the Militant Elvis Party or Official Monster Raving Loony Party. --Dweller (talk) Become old fashioned! 15:50, 3 April 2017 (UTC)

And come up with a consensus for all Liancourt Rocks-related articles (including the Sea of Japan article) that will satisfy both Japanese and Korean nationalist editors. ···日本穣 · 投稿 · Talk to Nihonjoe · Join WP Japan! 00:08, 5 April 2017 (UTC)

OK, let's see....

• Trump: No consensus for change, restore status quo ante.
• Brexit: Isn't there a standard 24 hour 2 year waiting period to see if they really want to do this?
• Kim: voting almost completely done by meatpuppets, election not valid. Revote.
• Goofy UK fringe parties: Sorry, UK, but your cute attempts at insane election parody have been overshadowed.
• Floquenbeam Rocks should be acceptable to everyone. Situated in the Sea of Floq.

This Bureaucrat stuff is easy. --Aardvark Floquenbeam (talk) 21:00, 5 April 2017 (UTC)

Nice job ...

... sneaking to the head of the alphabet like that. Keep up the good work. Regards, Aachenbrad, 21:07, 5 April 2017 (UTC)

@Newyorkbrad: It's a constant battle against foes who are constantly improving. --11rdvark Floquenbeam 14:53, 19 April 2017 (UTC)

Today, I filled a red link for an unknown singer, just because she was mentioned in a song to hope, - and only then found out that she was a soloist in the premiere of the Symphony of the Thousand but they had her name a bit off ;) - Sometimes I'm lucky. I try hard to avoid Edward Elgar, - enough participants mentioning waste of time already ;) --Aarendt (talk) 15:17, 19 April 2017 (UTC)

Keeping an eye on the weather

Let me know when it's chilly in The Underworld and the RfB nom will be created pronto. --Dweller (talk) Become old fashioned! 09:31, 5 August 2019 (UTC)

Well now...

..."Aardvark Floquenbeam", maybe you can help out writing Anthropos (journal), a publication by the Anthropos-Institut. It's really boring, but for a first edit in mainspace, it wouldn't be bad. Dr "Aardvark" Mies (talk) 21:10, 19 August 2019 (UTC)