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Happy editing! I dream of horses (Contribs) Please notify me after replying off my talk page. Thank you. 13:08, 20 January 2021 (UTC)
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Request reason:
I am blown away. Hear me out. DonkeyPunchResin was my account. The name didn't fit into any of the categories of disruptive or offensive usernames when I made it and years later it still didn't as evidenced by that fact that in the two or three years I had that account not a single editor cared in the slightest about my name. Not in the least. And why would they? The slang donkey punch comes from the phrase donkey punch which comes from people who grew up around donkeys and lived in fear of a spine snapping backwards donkey kick (also known as a donkey punch). I can say donkey punch in church back home no problem. The name is a childhood joke that had nothing untoward associated with it till I was instabanished. The only time when a username can be instabanished per Wikipedia:Usernames for administrator attention is for obvious and serious violations only. Furthermore wiki policy is to "Give constructive users a chance. Except in extreme cases, when an editor has an obvious username violation but is otherwise constructive, give them a chance to change or abandon their name before blocking. We do not want to drive promising editors away." I came home drunk one night and made a few stupid edits and apologized and the other user said it was ok but maybe don't do that and I thanked the user and that was that. One time. Other than that I contributed. Citations, typos, I had even started doing a few edits patrolling the recent changes page and was trying to get more involved doing the not so much fun work. But I shouldn't have made those edits. I'm sorry. I can apologize to the other user again if you'd like. Anyways, back to the WP:BADNAME we don't consider leaving well enough alone. We don't talk to the user. We don't request a comment. We don't assume the slightest of glimpses of good faith, and in fact we act very much in bad faith, and we not only banish the user but we block his ip from so much as creating a new account for a week. So I make a new account. The other accounts have a total of one main space edit and it was fine. And clearly I should've revealed that I was in fact DPR (btw the initial RFC I did on Trump/Demagogue is a great example about how no one cared or even noticed that username ... other great examples include everything else ever related to that account) but I was a little bit salty and having learned the rules are actually pretty bendy I couldn't resist taking my shiny new username out for a spin. And I didn't do anything that shouldn't have happened anyways. Today is a perfect example of a growing problem in wikiworld. Increasingly admins and long time editors are using wikipedia in destructive ways. Obliterating potential contributors and anyone else who can't hang with their writings on reality. All leading to a more insular project with less diversity and Dunning-Krugered consensuses. User:Srich32977, an all time top tier editor, is called out for an egregious policy violation, he then lays out some of that sweet sweet sanctimonious duplicity about the importance of following wikipedia policy. Tasty. He doubles down on the violation, boldly going for the coverup and shuts down the investigation. Parties over kids. You'll just have to find another way. So anyways I spend a few hours putting together an RFC and comment as thoughtfully as I can and no sooner do I finish than I find out User:Srich32977 put the secret police on me and I've been banned again. These Sanctimonious. Duplicitous. Biters. SanctimoniousDuplicitousBiters (talk) 19:57, 24 January 2021 (UTC)
Decline reason:
Oh come off it. GrabEmByTheDick, etc. Make your request from your original account and stop trolling. Yamla (talk) 20:09, 24 January 2021 (UTC)
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