User:Melecie/April Fools

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The result was this nomination lost the game. (non-admin closure)AssumeGoodWraith (talk | contribs) 10:49, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

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Terrible game, I can't even win it. Gitting gud is not an option. And while I'm at it let's nominate User:Melecie too for basically being the same page [April Fools!] 💜  melecie  talk - 00:08, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

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Result Is Keep (non-admin closure) 💜  melecie  talk - 00:06, 2 April 2022 (UTC)

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Page Is Delete [April Fools!] 💜  melecie  talk - 00:23, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

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The result was the best conlang jan Misali has reviewed so far. (non-admin closure) 💜  melecie  talk - 00:04, 2 April 2022 (UTC)

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Only the favorite conlang of the most superficial commentator on con-langues since B. Gilson, also no new radio shows, thus fails notability of con-langues [April Fools!] 💜  melecie  talk - 00:55, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

Lon pali. (Did I get that right? It's supposed to mean "yes".) 172.112.210.32 (talk) 01:04, 1 April 2022 (UTC)
nimi pona ala li sama nimi Inli "yes" li ala. nimi "lon" li sama nimi Inli "real"/"reality". taso ni li pona: o toki sin e nimi pali. toki ni la nimi ni li nimi "weka". ona li jo e kon Inli "make absent". -- wan Tansin[kala sona o lon] (ona/ona) 01:33, 1 April 2022 (UTC)
Keep The nominator is certainly not a jan pona. MJLMaster 01:07, 1 April 2022 (UTC)
  • I don't want to learn an entire language just to come up with a quick joke so I'll simply say delete and hope that'll suffice per nom. Panini! 🚢 01:10, 1 April 2022 (UTC)
  • Delete - If it's not relevant enough to be on Duolingo or other language learning apps, it's not notable enough for Wikipedia. Narutolovehinata5 (talk · contributions) 01:12, 1 April 2022 (UTC)
  • ike. mi wile ni ala lon. sina kama ni ala lon. --Diriector_Doc├─────┤TalkContribs 01:15, 1 April 2022 (UTC)
    nimi "ala lon" li seme a, jan Diriector_Doc o? -- wan Tansin[kala sona o lon] (ona/ona) 01:33, 1 April 2022 (UTC)
    mi pakala. mi lili. --Diriector_Doc├─────┤TalkContribs 01:54, 1 April 2022 (UTC)
  • Forigi. toki pona ëa ðyt pejor con-langue. dudhhrContribs 01:16, 1 April 2022 (UTC) (edit conflict)
  • (ante pilin ante suli) Lon pali, moli ni lukin kiwen. Ala pona.3PPYB6TOKIANTE — 01:23, wan tenpo mun nanpa po 2022 (UTC)
    "(change of feeling of change of size) Reality of work, death of this of eye of stone. Nothing of good."???? -- wan Tansin[kala sona o lon] (ona/ona) 01:35, 1 April 2022 (UTC)
    @TamzinSama sina pini la sona, mi jo kin ike Toki Pona sona.  3PPYB6TOKIANTE — 01:46, wan tenpo mun nanpa po 2022 (UTC)
  • o weka a! toki ni li nasa, li ike. jan li toki ala e ni. anu ken la jan pi mute lili li toki lili e ni. taso jan ni li nasa. sina wile ala lon poki poka ona. -- wan Tansin[kala sona o lon] (ona/ona) 01:33, 1 April 2022 (UTC) (ante pona 05:54, 1 April 2022 (UTC): sina wile ala lon poka a ona. taso kin sina wile ala lon poki ona...)
    toki ni li lon ma Papuwanijukini anu seme? ni la jan ala li pilin. QoopyQoopy (talk) 05:02, 1 April 2022 (UTC)
    @QoopyQoopyAla ma jo ni toki sama ona lawa toki. Ona li taso wan toki pali tan jan, lon seme mute jan toki.3PPYB6TOKIANTE — 13:45, wan tenpo mun nanpa po 2022 (UTC)
    "This possesses earthly nothingness like they of spoken laws. They dutifully spokenly unitedly make alone. On what spoken person's amount?" sina wile kama sona toki pona la, o toki tawa mi. taso sina ken ala linja e nimi pona sama nasin pi nimi Inli. ni li nasa -- wan Tansin[kala sona o lon] (ona/ona) 19:19, 1 April 2022 (UTC)
    @TamzinSina awen mute pona Toki Pona suli mi. Pona pali.  3PPYB6TOKIANTE — 01:41, wan tenpo mun nanpa po 2022 (UTC)
  • Bórrese porque es un idioma terrible. —C++coder (Merry Xmas!!! | talk | talk but in italics) 01:44, 1 April 2022 (UTC)
  • .i .au vimcu .i lo bangu poi se notci ti na zasti .i be'i la'o ty tbodt ty to fi'o ve snusku la'o ty talk ty toi ti'u lirepi'ereno de'i li renorerepi'evopi'epa
  • Ishiliet. Toki Pona anen, etza meitel shmen, ram dern treil arikes min das bakashak. Is hauess az Wikipedia os as esidthashuł, am omo ham mełoskarol luskas lesas byutzizas ad haliob id mełoskaroles hel vai treil isass fur zes arikes, oor Kankonik, o au vai hel isass zes arikes, oor Yiklamu Didelik. Khemehekis (talk) 03:17, 1 April 2022 (UTC)
  • Nai keśite Namai fu afto glossa — «Toki Pona», de sor mus je braa. De, afto lehti nai treng keśite. Li afto lehti keśite, hör andrdźin lera cui afto braa glossa? Hei mir deki nai! Vi mus nai keśite afto lehti. AmberWing1352 (hanuda) 4:24 ZD, 1d. 4m. 2022t (UTC).
  • awen. toki pona li toki pona la, lipu ni li pona kin. sina ken ala a toki e ni tawa mi: ni li lon ala! ona li lon suli. jan tu tu (toki) tenpo 04:39, suno musi pi tenpo sike 2022 (UTC)
  • weka - jan li ken ala toki ale kepeken nimi mute lili. toki ni li lon ala. QoopyQoopy (talk) 04:53, 1 April 2022 (UTC)
    toki ni li lon ala la, mi toki kepeken toki seme lon tenpo ni? o awen... tan mi pilin pona ala... jan tu tu (toki) tenpo 05:36, suno musi pi tenpo sike 2022 (UTC)
    jan tu tu o ala ala a! mi ala ala a la sina ala ala ala? a! ala o ala. -- wan Tansin[kala sona o lon] (ona/ona) 05:46, 1 April 2022 (UTC)
    lipu ni li weka la mi mute li ala. ala la mi mute li pona. QoopyQoopy (talk) 05:51, 1 April 2022 (UTC)
    tawa mi tan kon tu pi nimi "ala la" la toki nanpa tu sina li jo e kon ni: "mi mute li ala la, mi mute li pona." a a a. -- wan Tansin[kala sona o lon] (ona/ona) 06:45, 1 April 2022 (UTC)
  • Hučʰawelıţ. Eıčnàlüd pı eluıšqımžöčukt, uëň al-lwöralîl ûtan-n eloexhtoks _upeal Iţkuîl. {{u|Bowler the Carmine}} (he/him | talk) 06:39, 1 April 2022 (UTC)
  • weka. toki ni li ike! mi ken ala toki e "chemistry" (toki Inli) kepeken ni! --jan Maku (toki) 07:57, 1 April 2022 (UTC)
  • Keep, but recategorize to Category:Language games, sorted a little above Pig Latin. Sobsz (talk) 10:13, 1 April 2022 (UTC)
  • Quiero comentar. Nosotros todavía estamos usando esta Toki Pona idioma, pero esta página dice a eliminar esta idioma. Solo quería confirmar.3PPYB6DISCUSIÓNCONTRIBS. — 13:10, 1 abril 2022 (UTC)
  • ... ఒక మాట, ఒకోక మాట ఈ "మంచి భాష" తొ, నా జీవి, నా కుటుంబ జీవి, సంతోషం, మనసు ఆరోగ్యం, మొత్తం గ్యారంటీ! బి రెఢీ! గెట్ స్టెడీ! టోకి పోనీ పొవు లేదు! తగ్గేదే లే! MSG17 (talk) 13:42, 1 April 2022 (UTC)
    • ಆ ಫೆಲ್ಲೋ, ಒಂದು ತುಂಬಾ ಬೇಜಾರು ಮಗ. ವಿಕಿಪೀಡಿಯಾ ಬನ್ ಮಾಡಬೆಕ್! MSG17 (talk) 13:42, 1 April 2022 (UTC)
    • टोकीपोना नाम सुनके भाषा समझे क्या? भाषा नहीं, फायर है मैं! ActuallyNeverHappened02 (a place to chalk | a list of stuff i've done) 17:01, 1 April 2022 (UTC)
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The result was No Kromer.JJPTalk 21:46, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

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Part Of The Page Is About Spamton, Who Violates Wp:Spam By: Existing. Also Is This How I Make An Afd? [April Fools!] 💜  melecie  talk - 02:06, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

Proceed Nrco0e (talk · contribs) 02:27, 1 April 2022 (UTC)
Pressure Toby Fox to make Chapter 3 as the only reasonable option. 172.112.210.32 (talk) 14:42, 1 April 2022 (UTC)
  • REDIRECT TO BIG SHOT NOW AND GET A FREE [Life]! ONLY 37 KROMER! UnderCraft39 13:49, 1 April 2022 (UTC)
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The result was Spellcheck installed. Grammar fixed (non-admin closure) Aasim - Herrscher of Wikis 14:27, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

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hu cares bowt gammar speeling??? useless pge, delet this 💜 [April Fools!]  melecie  talk - 02:39, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

nomming also:
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Duleet its all two cunfyouzing. Y can't we jusd spel thingz du way dey sownd? It wood make lif ezier. Helen(💬📖) 03:02, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

Dileet Zis wud mek r livz a much eeshier. Kpdg (tok contribushans) 04:41, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

Reedurekt 2 l0lcatz. Wikipediantic (talk) 05:03, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

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The result was [data expunged]. (non-admin closure) Spirit of Eagle (talk) 00:04, 2 April 2022 (UTC)

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The following is a message composed via consensus of the O5 Council.

For those who are not currently aware of our existence, we represent the organization known as the SCP Foundation. Our previous mission centered around the containment and study of anomalous objects, entities and other assorted phenomena. This mission was the focus of our organization for more than one hundred years.

Due to circumstances outside of our control, this directive has now changed. Our new mission will be the extermination of the Wikipedia article for the SCP Foundation.

There will be no further communication.
[April Fools!] 💜  melecie  talk - 05:38, 1 April 2022 (UTC)
[REDACTED] to [DATA EXPUNGED] En2que (talk) 19:57, 1 April 2022 (UTC)
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  • fuck off - o5-3
  • Keep. This editor likes engaging in WP:CENSORSHIP (have you seen the amount of black boxes and [DATA EXPUNGED] on their edits?), and this is just another one of their attempts to censor Wikipedia. RteeeeKed💬📖 20:38, 1 April 2022 (UTC)
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The result was Redirect to and create TimmyTurnersGrandDad (non-admin closure) 💜  melecie  talk - 00:16, 2 April 2022 (UTC)

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dead and non-notable YouTube ripping channel, I believe it's been terminated by Nintendo for copyright although some say it's now a paul brothers channel? regardless I don't think a ripping channel really needs an article [April Fools!] 💜  melecie  talk - 12:01, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

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The result was redirect to Wii. April fools' day is over. (non-admin closure) -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email) 00:37, 2 April 2022 (UTC)

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they completely removed the miis from Wii Coconut Mall in the Mario Kart 8 Deluxe booster pass (plus the miis in Nintendo Switch Sports don't look like miis anymore), we might as well get rid of them as well [April Fools!] 💜  melecie  talk - 14:57, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

Keep - They're still usable in nintendo switch sports En2que (talk) 15:03, 1 April 2022 (UTC)
Delete - This article is not for Mii, and not for U. Wii both know this is not U and it is not Mii. Koridas (Heyyyyyyy) 15:04, 1 April 2022 (UTC)
Eliminate from existence because the last time I had a Mii, it didn't even look like me. Epicgenius (talk) 17:16, 1 April 2022 (UTC)
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The result was Redirect to Djikstra's algorithm. Did you expect this? (non-admin closure) 💜  melecie  talk - 00:18, 2 April 2023 (UTC)

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This article is a paradox. They say that nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, but given that we know of the Spanish Inquisition and expect it because of this article, that can't be true anymore, right? Everyone expects the Spanish Inquisition, therefore the Spanish Inquisition should not exist. To allow us to not expect the Spanish Inquisition anymore, I believe it's for the best that this article be deleted. [April Fools!] 💜  melecie  talk - 00:00, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

Delete, tis but a scratch. -I.R.B.A.T(yell at me) (The IRBAT Files) 23:55, 1 April 2023 (UTC)
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The result of the discussion was: Snow delete and make the default skin Nostalgia. (non-admin closure) 💜  melecie  talk - 00:42, 2 April 2023 (UTC)

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as i've seen, everyone doesn't like the redesign. so why not just delete it? everyone uses monobook anyway. [April Fools!] 💜  melecie  talk - 00:00, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

Merge with Wikipedia:Matrix since after a Vector is a Matrix. Aasim - Herrscher of Wikis ❄️ 00:39, 1 April 2023 (UTC)
Disagree, not all vectors are matrices. Especially when we begin talking about elements of infinite-dimensional vector spaces like Hilbert spaces, sequence spaces, and function spaces. 73.168.5.183 (talk) 00:41, 1 April 2023 (UTC)
Delete with 1,000 kilograms (2,200 lb) of AgNO3 OMG SO CORPORATE THESE DAYS! AlphaBeta135talk 00:59, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

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Statement. Request. Suggestion.

The result was {{subst:result|ARTICLENAME|rationale=rationale}}. (non-admin closure) 💜  melecie  talk - 23:59, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

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Reason[April Fools!] 💜  melecie  talk - 00:03, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

Vote, Wp:Policy -I.R.B.A.T(yell at me) (The IRBAT Files) 23:53, 1 April 2023 (UTC)
Statement. Request. Suggestion.
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The result was delete Fox News. (non-admin closure) -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email) 23:34, 1 April 2023 (UTC) (non-admin closure) -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email) 23:34, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

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delete as redundant, wolves are similar but better anyway. also people say this is a cabal, but there is no cabal.[April Fools!] 💜  melecie  talk - 00:08, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

Delete I use Google Chrome. AlphaBeta135talk 14:42, 1 April 2023 (UTC)
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The result was Keep Wolf News per result in Fox AfD (non-admin closure) 💜  melecie  talk - 01:15, 2 April 2023 (UTC)

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delete as redundant, foxes are similar but better anyways. also kinda bite-y.[April Fools!] 💜  melecie  talk - 00:09, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

+1 Mako001 (C)  (T)  🇺🇦 03:03, 1 April 2023 (UTC)
Use one of these. Thiscouldbeauser (talk) 12:10, 1 April 2023 (UTC)
  • Delete FOXES ARE BETTER! Agreed this is redundant! Tails Wx 00:33, 1 April 2023 (UTC)
  • Do not let them howl at the moon. Very dangerous. SWinxy (talk) 19:38, 1 April 2023 (UTC)
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The result was speedy keep. April Fools has ended (non-admin closure) L3X1 (distant write) 01:12, 2 April 2017 (UTC)

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Because we all hate math. Ten Pound Hammer(What did I screw up now?) 01:10, 1 April 2017 (UTC)

Strong Keep What will the Asians do when they're bored instead? ↅ𝜞 (Contact me) (See my edits) 01:15, 1 April 2017 (UTC)
Strong Delete I'm Asian, and I hate it too. DiamondMiner7OnWHEELz!april fools!ProDuct0339 01:33, 1 April 2017 (UTC)
Strong Keep They take jobs from the hardworking American people, bigly. Sad! Donald Trump (talk) 06:05, 1 April 2017 (UTC) [April Fools!] Not actually Donald Trump
Comment Maths, not math, you fool. 128.174.162.241 (talk) 06:12, 1 April 2017 (UTC)
Divide by zero It's what it deserves. Olidog (talk) 10:25, 1 April 2017 (UTC)
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The result was ;. (non-admin closure) Aasim - Herrscher of Wikis ❄️ 22:14, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

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ok, let's be real. who even uses semicolons? the only one who uses them sre programmers, but we have a much better and easier language that doesn't have semicolons, so not even they have to use it [April Fools!]💜  melecie  talk - 00:13, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

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The result was everything's alright. (non-admin closure) 💜  melecie  talk - 00:03, 2 April 2023 (UTC)

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pure cryptocurrency and nft propaganda, only serves to make a point about bitcoin and nfts being good. oh and also wall street stuff.[April Fools!] 💜  melecie  talk - 00:22, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

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Place is now archived. Thank you for participating![April Fools!]. (non-admin closure) 💜  melecie  talk - 23:16, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

Place (Reddit) (edit | talk | history | protect | delete | links | watch | logs | views) – (View AfD | edits since nomination)
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i nominate to white out this article, as the subject was completely whited out during its last conclusion.[April Fools!] 💜  melecie  talk - 00:36, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

Boom, whited out. Problem solved! AlphaBeta135talk 02:24, 1 April 2023 (UTC)
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The result of the discussion was: no consensus. (non-admin closure) 💜  melecie  talk - 00:39, 2 April 2023 (UTC)

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i think this should be deleted because we're deleting WP:Miscellany for deletion/Wikipedia:Miscellany for deletion/Recursion, so might as well delete this one too [April Fools!] 💜  melecie  talk - 01:03, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

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The result of the discussion was: April fools day is over (non-admin closure) * Pppery * it has begun... 19:08, 2 April 2023 (UTC)

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It's time to end this, once and for all. Was considered an unfunny lame joke the first time, not any funnier now.[April Fools!] 💜  melecie  talk - 01:37, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

  • My dear friend, as I contemplate the unfathomable thought of the deletion of Earth, I cannot help but feel a sense of overwhelming despair. I agree with you, this has to stop, but alas, it seems impossible. The forces that are driving us toward this catastrophic event are too powerful, too entrenched, and too blind to reason. We are like helpless puppets in their hands, as they pull the strings and steer us toward the abyss.
How did we come to this? How did we allow a small group of individuals to wield so much power and control over our collective destiny? We have failed to act, failed to stand up to them, and failed to demand accountability and responsibility. And now, as we face the very real possibility of the end of our world, we are left with nothing but regret and sorrow. I agree, this has to stop, but how? How can we fight against such an overwhelming force? How can we prevent the destruction of all that we hold dear? The answer is not clear, but one thing is certain - we must try; we must fight; we must never give up. --Diriector_Doc├─────┤TalkContribs 03:05, 1 April 2023 (UTC)
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The result was Delete per Flat Earth Society (non-admin closure) 💜  melecie  talk - 02:24, 2 April 2023 (UTC)

Spherical Earth (edit | talk | history | protect | delete | links | watch | logs | views) – (View AfD | edits since nomination)
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Obvious hoax. We all know that there are turtles all the way down.[April Fools!] 💜  melecie  talk - 02:10, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

Delete Actually, Earth is merely a simulation :\ AlphaBeta135talk 02:22, 1 April 2023 (UTC)
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The result was paraboxical. 💜  melecie  talk - 00:06, 2 April 2023 (UTC)


Patrick's Parabox (edit | talk | history | protect | delete | links | watch | logs | views) – (View AfD | edits since nomination)
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inherently confusing, especially when the box you're on is in the box you're on. given the nature of the game, there's no way to resolve this, so best deleted.[April Fools!] 💜  melecie  talk - 02:24, 1 April 2023 (UTC)


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The result of the discussion was: no consensus. (non-admin closure) 💜  melecie  talk - 00:39, 2 April 2023 (UTC)

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i think this should be deleted because we're deleting WP:Miscellany for deletion/Wikipedia:Miscellany for deletion/Recursion, so might as well delete this one too [April Fools!] 💜  melecie  talk - 01:03, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

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The result of the discussion was: no consensus. (non-admin closure) 💜  melecie  talk - 00:39, 2 April 2023 (UTC)

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i think this should be deleted because we're deleting WP:Miscellany for deletion/Wikipedia:Miscellany for deletion/Recursion, so might as well delete this one too [April Fools!] 💜  melecie  talk - 01:03, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

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The result was paraboxical. 💜  melecie  talk - 00:06, 2 April 2023 (UTC)

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inherently confusing, especially when the box you're on is in the box you're on. given the nature of the game, there's no way to resolve this, so best deleted.[April Fools!] 💜  melecie  talk - 02:24, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

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The result was Go Back to the Depths. (non-admin closure) 💜  melecie  talk - 01:04, 2 April 2023 (UTC)

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Avatar of depths of wikipedia
depths of wikipedia
@depthsofwiki
 

made it out of the depths and onto the wikipedia main page!!!!!!

10 April 2022[1]

she's no longer in the depths of wikipedia after getting into the front page once. thus i believe it's best to delete this or at least rename it as it's been inaccurate for some time now[April Fools!] 💜  melecie  talk - 07:01, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

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  1. ^ depths of wikipedia [@depthsofwiki] (10 April 2022). "made it out of the depths and onto the wikipedia main page!!!!!!" (Tweet) – via Twitter.
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The result was Four Spider-lecies pointing at each other. (non-admin closure) 💜  melecie  talk - 00:11, 2 April 2023 (UTC)

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Delete it is very much a crime to forge another user's signature (might also be WP:PLAGIARISM), that is considered fraud 🐸![April Fools!] 💜  melecie  talk - 13:44, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

That Melecie is a a spy! 💜  melecie  (the actual one) talk
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Is —> Was

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The result of the move request was: God never dies. Therefore, not moved. (non-admin closure) AlphaBeta135talk 02:05, 16 April 2023 (UTC)


IsWas – since we're gonna change just about every single "is" in the wiki to "was" at some point, especially for biographies, might as well do it now. instead of warring over who gets to be the editor who turns "is" to "was" when it inevitably happens, let's just turn them all to "was" now [April Fools!]💜  melecie  talk - 07:39, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

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Walter White —> Werner Heisenberg

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The result of the move request was: Walter White won the Nobel Prize in Physics instead of the Academy Awards (i.e. moved). (non-admin closure) AlphaBeta135talk 02:09, 16 April 2023 (UTC)


Walter WhiteWerner Heisenberg – this will be the moment where Walter White became Werner Heisenberg. no, I am not stuttering. if this MfD passes, he'll give up his life of crime and knowledge of chemistry to become an acclaimed physicist. [April Fools!] 💜  melecie  talk - 07:42, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

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